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Idk man I just got here
Me @ my reproductive organs:

“Look, I know you have a job to do, but you don’t have to be so rude about it.”
December 29, 2024 at 3:30 AM
*tomato slips out of jonny’s sandwich and splats on his shirt*

“OH CRUEL FATE” -jomny in despair
December 25, 2024 at 7:08 AM
@dasiavou.bsky.social : “Alexa ™️ , send Carissa to the Shadow Realm ™️”
December 24, 2024 at 8:50 AM
@dasiavou.bsky.social
Me- “Yo, @drevalley.bsky.social has 55 perfect game runs on Steam!”
Asia- “Wow, get a life.”
Me- “You’re literally on Roblox (dti) dressed as a pumpkin.”
December 23, 2024 at 4:48 AM
*cousin gets Litwick tat*
Her-“I just thought it was a cute candle tattoo. Then I found out it was a Pokémon, so now I want to watch the show.”
Me-“Sometimes I really want to bully you.”
Her-“Please don’t. :( that’s how am got here.”
December 21, 2024 at 9:39 AM
#billieeilish at the SAP Center 🥹🩵
December 12, 2024 at 6:24 AM
#billieeilish at the SAP Center with the homies 🌎💫
December 12, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Jack-in-the-Box has claimed another victim (me)
December 10, 2024 at 10:15 PM