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🇨🇦🪶🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Question. Every. Narrative. A child of rage and love following the Jesus of Surburbia. We beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies, like critical thinking, fact-checking, and looking at the big picture in a queer & gender diverse-owned space.

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Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · Jul 22

No, you're not.

Les🇨🇦BC @leslembc.bsky.social · Jul 22

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Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 6h

Dude, as someone with extremely hooded eyes, pro tip on the house: our eyes are distinctive and turn down at the outer corners. This conveys a sense of friendliness and trustworthiness. There are whole Japanese makeup trends for the look as it's desirable for them.

People remember our eyes, my man.

US Patriot @uspatriot.bsky.social · 22h

You can't make this s*** up. I mean just on a business level, you think they would avoid stuff like this because they'd get their butts sued off... again.

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 7h

I don't subscribe to the theory that all homophobes are secretly closeted, but Trump's little Johnson has mannerisms which scream "I'm a closet submissive and I hate myself for it, spank me daddy" like few other things do.

Sunny Apocalypse🤗💛💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌎🕊️ @teedublavee.bsky.social · 14h

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Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 7h

...the man knows how to make a deal and run an economy, unlike a certain orange menace to the south.

And American farmers *should* suffer, I'm sorry for their minor children, but thems the breaks. Drag me all you want, but change does not and cannot happen in the absence of severe discomfort.

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah... I'd say sorry about that, but I'm not.

Because of Trump's stupidity, American farmers are struggling while Canadian farmers are seeing record years. People in my community are benefiting because Trump is stupid.

Carney is a shitlib by all metrics (I mean, he's buds with Starmer) but...

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 7h

I think @charlieangus104.bsky.social sums it up best with his succinct quote for this entire regime.

"The United States of America is no longer a nation under the rule of law."

Also, "fuck you, Donald" deserves an honourable mention. It is one of my favourites.

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 7h

I think you meant the Kabal of Koverups and Kowards.

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Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 7h

A picture of 43, the third dumbest president, after 45 and 47. Appropriate.

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 7h

Top right:

"When the glow of the bloodstained moon shines upon the land, aimless spirits of slain monsters are returned to flesh, and the world is threatened once again."

-- Ganondorf cosplaying Princess Zelda, ToTK

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 7h

I'm so sorry but the worm looks uncomfortably like a Caucasian penis and suddenly I feel like I need to sleep in a separate bed from my husband...

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 7h

Wait, hold on sneaky KKKarolyin. Did the pharma companies agree to lower the cost as determined by the *production* cost of meds by (definitely not) 300%, or the *retail cost* of meds?

Those two things are *very different numbers* and usually production costs are magnitudes lower than retail costs.

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 8h

HarperCollins pulled an edition of a book which had passages related to Melania trump and Epstien, and issued a public apology.

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 8h

Did this happen to me?

Why yes, yes it did.

I'd say that I have an embarrassing amount of the K-pop Demon Hunters OST on my playlist, but uh, that would require the ability to be embarrassed about it. Which I ...lack.

Which also proves that even ageing punks can learn new tricks.

Me after watching K-Pop Demon Hunters #shorts

YouTube video by Trey Kennedy

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Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 11h

My stomach hurts and I can't breathe.

Him trying to pronounce acetaminophen

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Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 11h

When you look in the dictionary under the definition of "laughingstock" in 2025, you just see this video.

Albanian PM MOCKS TRUMP over Fake Peace Deals

YouTube video by MeidasTouch

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Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 13h

I'm beginning to wonder if Pamela Jo was an Epstien victim.

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 13h

..."got to be like this," and it's like... college, ma. You insisted I go 20 years ago, so you did this. You only get to be 'like your misguided oldest' by being exposed to a diverse range of perspectives, which college did 🤷🏻‍♀️

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 13h

I can only speak for my case, which is a wealthy white man with an absolutely breathtaking sense of entitlement. He doesn't need to learn a thing, because he's already right about everything, you see. Needless to say, my visits are short and far between. My mother can't understand how I...

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 13h

I don't teach, I facilitate some mental health trainings, but when you're dealing with adults you kind of need to live what you teach or they will call you out. And it will be uncomfortable. Ask me how I know...

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Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 14h

The position that I am in comes with a considerable amount of perceived (not actual) authority because of the humanitarian agency I work for. If I were to use my position to try to bully my way into anything -especially for personal gain- I'm done. Police should be held to the same standard.

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 14h

Any democrat, any at all: Ms. Bondi, do you believe the sky is blue?

Pam Bondi: *checks notes* I wish you loved this country as much as you love supporting the agenda of deviant sex criminals, Senator!

Any democrat: you don't recognise the irony in that accusation, do you, Ms. Bondi?

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 14h

...the furthest thing there is from "under attack."

I'm pretty much only out to my brother and SIL, so the five of us (counting my husband and son) can't stop laughing when he pops off about pride, and he can't understand why.

But yes, please tell me more about "libtard tears," I'm fascinated. 😂

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 14h

My stepfather is super conservative--the kind that yells about "liberal tears" and I swear he is just about one of the most easily offended people I've ever met. To the point that he almost kicked me out of his house when I was visiting when I pointed out that cishet white men are probably...

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 14h

I stand by my statement.

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 20h

I don't even like country music, but this kinda slaps.

john60612.bsky.social @john60612.bsky.social · 1d

Good for Zach Bryan.

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 14h

I love it! Yay Dolly!

Spark ⛓️‍💥 @hey-nunya-business.bsky.social · 14h

I am having what is perhaps the most Canadian argument with myself ever.

I'm freezing my ass off, but I'll also be damned if I am turning this furnace on before Halloween. But I'm freezing. And I am also not turning the furnace on.

I said we're tough in the North. I said nothing about smart.