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It’s Me, Mario!
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‘90s Jawn, Tequila Enthusiast, True Crime Lover, HR Baddie.

Details of your incompetence do not THRILL me.
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Breaking news: At least 10 people are dead and 30 are injured after a man intentionally drove a pickup truck into a large crowd in New Orleans in the Bourbon Street area early Wednesday.

New Orleans Police said the man tried “to run over as many people as he possibly could.”

Follow live updates:
Live updates: 10 killed, dozens injured in New Orleans as truck plows into crowd
New Orleans Police Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick said a man tried “to run over as many people as he possibly could” in the incident on Bourbon Street overnight.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Praying for NOLA.
January 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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You def got a point 😭😭
one of the most unrealistic parts of home alone is two guys in their forties managing to get back up after falling down stairs
December 29, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Today finna be a L O N G day! Def getting a drink tonight once I’m finished with everything.
December 28, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Talk to me nice!!!!!!!!!! B,A,A,A !!!

4 more classes and I have my Masters!!!1
December 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I’m learning that I enjoy my solitude more than company. Company is cool, but being by myself is so much better.
December 27, 2024 at 6:36 PM
My therapist is going to get an earful come January.
December 26, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I’m promising myself that I will never experience a Christmas like this one, ever again.
December 26, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Good morning, beautiful people!
December 26, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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This ooms right now at this very moment
December 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
😂😂😂😂
I got my nieces some fairy wings and tutu that light up tell me why they said they some evil fairies and start beating my ass 😂😂😂
December 25, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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Bring out Beyonce
a cartoon of the peanuts characters dancing on a stage
ALT: a cartoon of the peanuts characters dancing on a stage
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
17 seconds!!!!
December 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
@netflix.com DO NOT MESS THIS UP!!! Don’t glitch like Mitch!
December 25, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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BEYONCÉ COME OUT RIGHT NEEEEOW. I’m barely hanging on here omg
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is sitting with his hands on his hips .
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is sitting with his hands on his hips .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
“Gyratin..on this here land”
December 25, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Okay yall! It’s almost time!
December 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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Pissing me off on Christmas smh
This ain’t of God. Cause who wants to be smelling pits that smell like a cookie?
December 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Not my mom watching the Texans game from last year talking bout some “the Ravens are on!”

Had my BP up through the roof!
December 25, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Yall wake me up for the Queen.
December 25, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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National Mental Health Hotline:
866-903-3787

Suicide Prevention Hotline
1-800-273-TALK

National Domestic Violence Hotline: (800) 799-7233

You are more valuable alive.

You can even reach out to me.
December 23, 2024 at 2:55 AM