Alan
@heyalanlee.bsky.social
nature lover // car nerd // dog dad // cat dad // screaming into the void
it finally happened to me
a mom on my flight this morning asked me to give up my window seat in premium economy so that her kids who were sat in fucking narnia could sit with her
i like how mom paid for few extra inches of legroom for herself but decided it wasn't worth the extra $$ for the kids
a mom on my flight this morning asked me to give up my window seat in premium economy so that her kids who were sat in fucking narnia could sit with her
i like how mom paid for few extra inches of legroom for herself but decided it wasn't worth the extra $$ for the kids
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
it finally happened to me
a mom on my flight this morning asked me to give up my window seat in premium economy so that her kids who were sat in fucking narnia could sit with her
i like how mom paid for few extra inches of legroom for herself but decided it wasn't worth the extra $$ for the kids
a mom on my flight this morning asked me to give up my window seat in premium economy so that her kids who were sat in fucking narnia could sit with her
i like how mom paid for few extra inches of legroom for herself but decided it wasn't worth the extra $$ for the kids
I know y'all are eager to dunk on Donald, but using gen-ai that LITERALLY POISONS WATER in poor communities of color to uhhhh, protest his treatment of people of color is a little fucked up but i hope you enjoyed your 5 minutes of social media clout #NoKings #NoKingsDay
October 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I know y'all are eager to dunk on Donald, but using gen-ai that LITERALLY POISONS WATER in poor communities of color to uhhhh, protest his treatment of people of color is a little fucked up but i hope you enjoyed your 5 minutes of social media clout #NoKings #NoKingsDay
while y'all are stanning Taylor's new album here's a picture that her PR team has desperately tried to bury but the great thing about the internet is that you truly cannot kill anything once it's uploaded
October 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
while y'all are stanning Taylor's new album here's a picture that her PR team has desperately tried to bury but the great thing about the internet is that you truly cannot kill anything once it's uploaded
edgelord reddit atheists WISH they could blaspheme on the level that Evangelicals do on a daily basis
September 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
edgelord reddit atheists WISH they could blaspheme on the level that Evangelicals do on a daily basis
if it was a legitimate shooting, the alpha male's body has ways to try and shut that whole thing down
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
if it was a legitimate shooting, the alpha male's body has ways to try and shut that whole thing down
21 Pilots releasing a new album on September 12th means we're gonna have two pilot-related tragedies one right after the other that week
September 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
21 Pilots releasing a new album on September 12th means we're gonna have two pilot-related tragedies one right after the other that week
we don't support billionaires in this house
August 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
we don't support billionaires in this house
I know that Aubrey Plaza was only joking on Amy Poehler's podcast about not having watched Parks & Rec
but like
I wouldn't want to watch myself fall in love with Chris Pratt, either
but like
I wouldn't want to watch myself fall in love with Chris Pratt, either
August 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I know that Aubrey Plaza was only joking on Amy Poehler's podcast about not having watched Parks & Rec
but like
I wouldn't want to watch myself fall in love with Chris Pratt, either
but like
I wouldn't want to watch myself fall in love with Chris Pratt, either
Trent Reznor if he was on The Muppets:
What have I become... my Swedish friend...
What have I become... my Swedish friend...
August 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Trent Reznor if he was on The Muppets:
What have I become... my Swedish friend...
What have I become... my Swedish friend...
every time somebody talks about Bezos' wedding in Venice, I remember that we didn't clown on him nearly enough for sexting "i love you alive girl" to his current wife while cheating on his last wife
July 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
every time somebody talks about Bezos' wedding in Venice, I remember that we didn't clown on him nearly enough for sexting "i love you alive girl" to his current wife while cheating on his last wife
the job market is in shambles
July 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the job market is in shambles
the only fucking thing trump won't pass is away
July 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
the only fucking thing trump won't pass is away
reminder that the Jesus that Christians claim to follow was never & never will be on the side of people trying to convince you that it's okay to oppress, starve, bomb, and kill others.
June 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
reminder that the Jesus that Christians claim to follow was never & never will be on the side of people trying to convince you that it's okay to oppress, starve, bomb, and kill others.
apple showing an amex on their apple pay ads is some top tier comedy bc for the last 5 yrs, mine declines 75% of the time & they send me a text asking if i just tried to run that transaction, but when i tap the physical card in my wallet it magically always works w/ no issues
June 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
apple showing an amex on their apple pay ads is some top tier comedy bc for the last 5 yrs, mine declines 75% of the time & they send me a text asking if i just tried to run that transaction, but when i tap the physical card in my wallet it magically always works w/ no issues
how long do we have until ChatGPT spits out highly-classified intel to some rando because it's pulling from info that one of our incompetent-ass, lazy-ass govt officials fed to it
June 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
how long do we have until ChatGPT spits out highly-classified intel to some rando because it's pulling from info that one of our incompetent-ass, lazy-ass govt officials fed to it
Andor is peak Star Wars because what do you MEEEAAANNNN Luthen has Jar Jar Binks' skull with a sith emblem on it in his gallery lmaaaaooooo
May 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Andor is peak Star Wars because what do you MEEEAAANNNN Luthen has Jar Jar Binks' skull with a sith emblem on it in his gallery lmaaaaooooo
There's a Lincoln Continental somewhere out there with more Kennedy brains in its backseat than this clown has between his ears. Shit, they left Rosemary with more brains than the worm left ol' Robby.
May 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There's a Lincoln Continental somewhere out there with more Kennedy brains in its backseat than this clown has between his ears. Shit, they left Rosemary with more brains than the worm left ol' Robby.
when people say shit like "i'm conservative and even i think this is funny"
actually, you should always be clowning on politicians regardless of your political party. they aren't here for you to worship & revere. they can always do better. if you aren't clowning on them you're in a cult.
actually, you should always be clowning on politicians regardless of your political party. they aren't here for you to worship & revere. they can always do better. if you aren't clowning on them you're in a cult.
April 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
when people say shit like "i'm conservative and even i think this is funny"
actually, you should always be clowning on politicians regardless of your political party. they aren't here for you to worship & revere. they can always do better. if you aren't clowning on them you're in a cult.
actually, you should always be clowning on politicians regardless of your political party. they aren't here for you to worship & revere. they can always do better. if you aren't clowning on them you're in a cult.
Paper Straws is one of the dumbest greenwashing scams that Americans have fallen for
"they're biodegradable" yeah i know. they biodegrade in transit and storage from humidity if they're not wrapped in—you guessed it—SINGLE USE PLASTIC
"they're biodegradable" yeah i know. they biodegrade in transit and storage from humidity if they're not wrapped in—you guessed it—SINGLE USE PLASTIC
April 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Paper Straws is one of the dumbest greenwashing scams that Americans have fallen for
"they're biodegradable" yeah i know. they biodegrade in transit and storage from humidity if they're not wrapped in—you guessed it—SINGLE USE PLASTIC
"they're biodegradable" yeah i know. they biodegrade in transit and storage from humidity if they're not wrapped in—you guessed it—SINGLE USE PLASTIC
RIP to the only pope ever to use gay slurs that are EXCLUSIVELY used by gay italian men to talk about OTHER gay men #frociaggine #popefrancis
April 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
RIP to the only pope ever to use gay slurs that are EXCLUSIVELY used by gay italian men to talk about OTHER gay men #frociaggine #popefrancis
people have lost so much faith in Target that their stock is currently at a 6 year all time low
April 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
people have lost so much faith in Target that their stock is currently at a 6 year all time low
when bill murray once tweeted "every olympic event should include one average person competing for reference" that's how i feel about gal gadot's acting
March 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
when bill murray once tweeted "every olympic event should include one average person competing for reference" that's how i feel about gal gadot's acting
i've done a lot of cringe, dipshit fuckass loser shit in my life but at least i've never been a top level govt official sending emoji reacts to a warcrimes group text
March 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i've done a lot of cringe, dipshit fuckass loser shit in my life but at least i've never been a top level govt official sending emoji reacts to a warcrimes group text
US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick telling Fox News viewers to buy TSLA feels VERY illegal but I guess we don't have laws in this country anymore.
"it'll never be this cheap again" bro it CAN and WILL get cheaper as long as Elmo is there. Get those put contracts in now, folks.
"it'll never be this cheap again" bro it CAN and WILL get cheaper as long as Elmo is there. Get those put contracts in now, folks.
March 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick telling Fox News viewers to buy TSLA feels VERY illegal but I guess we don't have laws in this country anymore.
"it'll never be this cheap again" bro it CAN and WILL get cheaper as long as Elmo is there. Get those put contracts in now, folks.
"it'll never be this cheap again" bro it CAN and WILL get cheaper as long as Elmo is there. Get those put contracts in now, folks.