And, on the eighth day, God created roped provel.
September 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
And, on the eighth day, God created roped provel.
One time, my dad called Tenacious D "Bodacious Def" and I have never forgotten.
July 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
One time, my dad called Tenacious D "Bodacious Def" and I have never forgotten.
Still chasin' that high from when the Schwan's man would pull into the driveway.
July 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Still chasin' that high from when the Schwan's man would pull into the driveway.
Finally! Permission to take
the Christ out of Christmas!
December laziness is over!
the Christ out of Christmas!
December laziness is over!
June 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Finally! Permission to take
the Christ out of Christmas!
December laziness is over!
the Christ out of Christmas!
December laziness is over!
Having an in-unit washer & dryer is probably my favorite thing about myself.
June 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Having an in-unit washer & dryer is probably my favorite thing about myself.
Kiss me, I'm not Irish.
March 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Kiss me, I'm not Irish.
The Lion, The Witch, & The Bathrobe
March 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The Lion, The Witch, & The Bathrobe
Imitation crab meat is the greatest thing since actual crab meat.
February 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Imitation crab meat is the greatest thing since actual crab meat.
Sitting down for a nice, warm bowl of midnight spaghetti.
February 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Sitting down for a nice, warm bowl of midnight spaghetti.
I don’t want to know when my food is best buy. I want to know at which point it is circuit city.
February 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I don’t want to know when my food is best buy. I want to know at which point it is circuit city.
Give a man an inch and he'll take a mile.
Teach a man to inch and he'll inch all day.
Teach a man to inch and he'll inch all day.
February 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Give a man an inch and he'll take a mile.
Teach a man to inch and he'll inch all day.
Teach a man to inch and he'll inch all day.
I will never understand why the plural of chief isn't chieves.
February 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I will never understand why the plural of chief isn't chieves.
Okay, but seriously, kids, why are you on the old guy's lawn?
January 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Okay, but seriously, kids, why are you on the old guy's lawn?
Reposted by Analicia
Buy the books.
Buy the movies.
Buy the games.
Physical media is more important now than ever.
Buy the movies.
Buy the games.
Physical media is more important now than ever.
January 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Buy the books.
Buy the movies.
Buy the games.
Physical media is more important now than ever.
Buy the movies.
Buy the games.
Physical media is more important now than ever.
I'm lying on my couch, trying to do Jimmy Stewart impressions for my cat.
January 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm lying on my couch, trying to do Jimmy Stewart impressions for my cat.
TGIT. Thank God it's Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2024 at 12:50 AM
TGIT. Thank God it's Thanksgiving.
Me: Okay, so, TMI...
Therapist: That's literally not a thing here.
Therapist: That's literally not a thing here.
November 21, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Me: Okay, so, TMI...
Therapist: That's literally not a thing here.
Therapist: That's literally not a thing here.