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Analicia
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I live in an IKEA.
And, on the eighth day, God created roped provel.
September 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
One time, my dad called Tenacious D "Bodacious Def" and I have never forgotten.
July 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Still chasin' that high from when the Schwan's man would pull into the driveway.
July 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Finally! Permission to take
the Christ out of Christmas!

December laziness is over!
June 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Having an in-unit washer & dryer is probably my favorite thing about myself.
June 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
New Pope. Who dis?
May 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Kiss me, I'm not Irish.
March 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Lion, The Witch, & The Bathrobe
March 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Imitation crab meat is the greatest thing since actual crab meat.
February 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sitting down for a nice, warm bowl of midnight spaghetti.
February 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I don’t want to know when my food is best buy. I want to know at which point it is circuit city.
February 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Give a man an inch and he'll take a mile.
Teach a man to inch and he'll inch all day.
February 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I will never understand why the plural of chief isn't chieves.
February 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Okay, but seriously, kids, why are you on the old guy's lawn?
January 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Reposted by Analicia
Buy the books.
Buy the movies.
Buy the games.
Physical media is more important now than ever.
January 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm lying on my couch, trying to do Jimmy Stewart impressions for my cat.
January 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
TGIT. Thank God it's Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Me: Okay, so, TMI...
Therapist: That's literally not a thing here.
November 21, 2024 at 4:53 PM