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ugh man, your heart’s in the right place but that is a very bad caption for an AI generated image lol
An AI generated image of massive protests in downtown Minneapolis
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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imo more likely than feds shooting cops, the cops would just refuse, and I'm betting the chief is telling Frey it's a non-starter.
Press release from MN Fraternal Order of Police. "FOP Stands with ICE" Minnesota Fraternal Order of Police Condemns Rhetoric (Minneapolis, MN) The Minnesota Fraternal Order of Police stands with the men and women of Law Enforcement across the country. Over the past month, while Federal law enforcement has been doing their job in Minnesota, political and community leaders have condemned and vilified them. The hateful and anti-law enforcement rhetoric by Mayor Frey and other politicians have made their jobs and those of local and state law enforcement more difficult and dangerous. The job of law enforcement is difficult and dangerous enough without the agitation by leaders in our state and communities. When citizens are accused of a crime, they are given the presumption of innocence as afforded by due process. When there is an incident involving law enforcement, politicians and activists immediately condemn those involved and are scrambling for sound bites. They do not afford them the same due process but rather convict them in a public court of opinion while an investigation is barely beginning. The Minnesota Fraternal Order of Police condemns these attacks on law enforcement and calls on politicians and leaders to stop the anti-law enforcement rhetoric and to ask for calm while the facts come out.
January 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Har-Mar, Roseville 4, and Pavilion Place (almost forgot about that one).
HAR-MAR Theater, its curved facade lined with glowing lights, bright marquee signs advertising films, and large glass windows and doors. Roseville 4 Theater. A small, low-rise movie theater with a green awning sits in daylight with a faded marquee listing films, large glass windows across the front. A sad little pink ticket window inside a mall, with stairs leading down into the concession area of the theater.
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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I did think he made up the name as sort of a joke about the “type” of place that would be near here, but it’s real, and the food looks great (beige)
A Yelp post from Marsha W featuring some sort of fried chunks of something. Her review: “Great food!” A Yelp post from Marsha W featuring what may be a quesadilla-like food item
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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chat gpt screenshot, question: can baby eat glue, answer: Short answer: No – a baby should not eat glue.
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Good to see. Caught her napping out back in January.
A large plaster mermaid laying down behind a yellow building
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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A tweet from “Unsatisfied NCSU fan @tuffycentral” A leftists head would actually explode if they experienced this
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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fantastic acting by this good boy (or girl) in The Thing
A husky standing outside in the snow
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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my god these nazi twerps are very *cringe*
A meme with Mr Rogers on the left with the text “the type of Christian I want to be” And on the right there is a knight in black armor with a cross on a staff and on his chest and flames in the background with the text “the type of Christian I am forced to be”
October 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Facebook is full of this slop and I just find it incredibly funny
A Facebook post from "Melodic Comedy": At 57, Adam Sandler could have chosen rest. • •• X "It was not performance, but offering." After decades of films, sold-out comedy tours, and a legacy etched into American entertainment, no one would have questioned his retreat. But when Charlie Kirk's life was cut short at just 31, Sandler chose otherwise. WATCH MORE: https://booknest.org/posts/adam-sandler-transforms-grief-legacy-heartfelt-tribute-charlie-kirk-leaves-fans-tearssiu-vantrung123-nslp He returned to the stage not for applause, but for remembrance. With guitar in hand, he performed a ballad carved out of grief - not crafted for the screen, but for eternity. Each lyric carried weight, each note a prayer, giving voice to a nation's sorrow. In that hushed moment, his song became Charlie's echo, carrying love, loss, and faith into the silence. At fifty-seven, Sandler proves again that art is more than laughter or memory. It is witness - and his witness turned tragedy into legacy. And a picture montage of Adam Sandler looking solemn and a couple photos of Charlie Kirk
October 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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A screenshot of hud.gov defaced by me to read, "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt"
September 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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god I love pulp
Jarvis Cocker amongst the wavy car dealership gyrating blow up thingies
September 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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it's a shame a place that looks like this on the outside looks like that on the inside
A striking turquoise building facade with neon signage reading "Marray's Restaurant Cocktail Lounge". Also on the building is an image of a plate with a steak resting on it with the text "The Home of Silver Butter Knife Steak" Cheesecake Factory looking-ass interior.
September 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Sending a message that says “had a couple of those in my day 😛🤣😉”
FB marketplace post for: 2 - Night Stands $30
September 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I dunno why this photo from Reddit asking for curtain advice looks like something out of Twin Peaks: The Return
A picture of a window with white curtains and the window part is digitally blacked out and it looks like black smoke or blots
September 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I need people to see these AI instagram ads I’ve been getting. extremely dystopian
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Very similar to the whiskey display at Yamazaki Distillery
Whiskey bottles backlit by a warm light
August 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Facebook accused me of selling counterfeit AirPods on marketplace (they are real). Tried to request a review and these are the options I have:
screenshot of options that says: Request review Counterfeits Listing rejected Aug 18, 2025 What should we know about your listing? Choose the option that explains why your listing follows our rules. - It's not offensive in my region - It was to raise awareness - It was a joke
August 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Tag yourself
Photo of a box for “Dude Perfect” brand “tabletop roll game” with 5 of the broeiest bros you could imagine
August 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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fake Andrew Cuomo tweet: Come, my lady. Come-come, my lady. You're my butterfly, sting like a bee
August 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Hillary Clinton campaign meme: A real plan to defeat ISIS. 1. Take out ISIS’s stronghold in Iraq and Syria
August 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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This is one of those things that makes your brain short-circuit for a second
Kingsford “BEERCOAL” charcoal with the Miller Lite logo on it
August 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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erm.. these can’t be right can they
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July 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I saw @pftompkins.bsky.social posted this on instagram but I got the same one and lol
A text message reading: goodbye forever (we're so sorry). Barack Obama just issued a DIRE WARNING. read immediately: go.electdiversedems.org/ 072320
July 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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wait lol he's the grandson of 'Dear Abby' too??
Wikipedia screenshot Early life, education, and career Phillips was born to DeeDee (Cohen) and Artie Pfefer in Saint Paul, Minnesota, in 1969. His father was killed in the Vietnam War six months after Phillips was born, making him a Gold Star Son. His mother married Eddie Phillips, heir to the Phillips Distilling Company and the son of advice columnist Pauline Phillips (popularly known as Dear Abby), in 1972. Eddie adopted Dean, who took the last name Phillips. He was raised Jewish.
July 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM