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Jobert Rowney, Dr.
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something that starts soon and looks good
*entirely covered in an indiscernible, viscous fluid*

What do you mean “fired?”
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Corn cob tv eat your heart out
June 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The greatest shot in the history of cinema. I can finally stop watching movies.
June 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I can hear this photo
April 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
March 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Waiting for an Uber in Seattle
March 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Not Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac or Robert Downey Jr. in Zodiac but a secret third thing (Mark Ruffalo in Zodiac)
March 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Reposted by Jobert Rowney, Dr.
there are some people in this world that I am just not spiritually afraid of. because I have drank a beer under a bridge and I can tell that they have not
October 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent should’ve been called Starring Nicolas Cage so they could’ve said Starring Nicolas Cage starring Nicolas Cage
March 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’m putting together a team
March 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Giraffes should be able to retract their necks like ET so that they’re sometimes just tall horses
March 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Maybe I’m just dumb but I didn’t recognize Terrence Howard in either of these
February 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The film version of Hamlet is streaming but I can’t remember where. It’s either on Tubi or not Tubi.
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
With this 4k Bluray copy of Gore Verbinski’s 2002 horror hit The Ring, I thee wed
February 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Giving it my some
January 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Yeah I got that dog in me
January 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Even if you think you haven’t seen Tony Scott’s 2006 masterpiece Deja Vu, you actually have seen Tony Scott’s 2006 masterpiece Deja Vu you just don’t know that you’ve seen Tony Scott’s 2006 movie Deja Vu.
January 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Didn’t know At the Drive-In made an appearance in Reitman’s Saturday Night
January 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Drinking wine out of my mom’s Brian de Palma glass
December 25, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Gladiator II and Hot Rod. Two movies about fighting your stepdad.
December 20, 2024 at 12:57 AM
What’s one piece of movie memorabilia I’d like to have in my collection? Easy, the framed photo of Keanu Reeves as Jonathan Harker in Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
December 4, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Ass to ass
November 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Why don’t they make the whole house out of panic room
November 20, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I thought J Lo was in this?
November 19, 2024 at 2:14 PM
I’m a really good synchronized swimmer but my partner fucking sucks
November 17, 2024 at 4:17 PM