Daybed Baby
@heydavidbailey.bsky.social
All my fits I print as News™
Portland, Oregon, brand designer and Website maker. * LIKES: listening to and making music, bicycling, and watching weird TV and movies. * HATES: capitalism, AI, sharing the road with cars, and the whole damn GOP.
Portland, Oregon, brand designer and Website maker. * LIKES: listening to and making music, bicycling, and watching weird TV and movies. * HATES: capitalism, AI, sharing the road with cars, and the whole damn GOP.
“Shiny, shiny pants and bleached blond hair
A double kick drum by the river in the summer
She fell in love with the drummer
Another then another
She fell in love
I miss the innocence I've known
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned”
(He’s from Chicago)
A double kick drum by the river in the summer
She fell in love with the drummer
Another then another
She fell in love
I miss the innocence I've known
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned”
(He’s from Chicago)
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“Shiny, shiny pants and bleached blond hair
A double kick drum by the river in the summer
She fell in love with the drummer
Another then another
She fell in love
I miss the innocence I've known
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned”
(He’s from Chicago)
A double kick drum by the river in the summer
She fell in love with the drummer
Another then another
She fell in love
I miss the innocence I've known
Playing KISS covers, beautiful and stoned”
(He’s from Chicago)
"Every day is turkey day" by Barry Blitt
www.newyorker.com/cartoons/bli...
www.newyorker.com/cartoons/bli...
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Every day is turkey day" by Barry Blitt
www.newyorker.com/cartoons/bli...
www.newyorker.com/cartoons/bli...
He went full “Weekend at Bernie’s”
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
He went full “Weekend at Bernie’s”
if u see this quote with the energy u bring to blue sky
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
if u see this quote with the energy u bring to blue sky
How your email finds me.
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
How your email finds me.
Just gonna park this here:
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just gonna park this here:
I guess she's going to hell 🤷
October 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I guess she's going to hell 🤷
Portland march was huuuge
October 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Portland march was huuuge
Without downloading anything, where are you at right now?
October 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Without downloading anything, where are you at right now?
Portland fucking rules! I ❤️ PDX!
October 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Portland fucking rules! I ❤️ PDX!
How about “no white power tattoos”?
October 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
How about “no white power tattoos”?
Absolute hell hole…
September 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Absolute hell hole…
Fuck Ezra Klein
September 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Fuck Ezra Klein
Funny seeing all these posts about the Cracker Barrel logo with people wringing their hands about losing their history. Also funny are the people saying that Canva is free, and they should've just used that instead of paying a design company. And anyone can paint like Picasso! Oh, well – I fixed it:
August 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Funny seeing all these posts about the Cracker Barrel logo with people wringing their hands about losing their history. Also funny are the people saying that Canva is free, and they should've just used that instead of paying a design company. And anyone can paint like Picasso! Oh, well – I fixed it:
Reflections (not a double exposure)
August 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Reflections (not a double exposure)
My favorite doctor and companion
August 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My favorite doctor and companion
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
August 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?