*clears throat* many of you have never been down this lane
May 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
*clears throat* many of you have never been down this lane
Revealing way less about myself on the internet these days without Twitter. Might start a substack to balance out the equilibrium
March 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Revealing way less about myself on the internet these days without Twitter. Might start a substack to balance out the equilibrium
People love to live in million dollar homes and post things like “love my little life ♥️ “
February 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
People love to live in million dollar homes and post things like “love my little life ♥️ “
Parenting a toddler in the winter when they attend daycare is a groundhog’s day of weekends spent sick but at least we also have no money
February 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Parenting a toddler in the winter when they attend daycare is a groundhog’s day of weekends spent sick but at least we also have no money
Hey guys wanted to check in and let everyone know I bought a pair of barrel jeans and like them, after months of talking a lot of shit. Seems like there’s nothing else happening in the world so that’s all on my end
January 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hey guys wanted to check in and let everyone know I bought a pair of barrel jeans and like them, after months of talking a lot of shit. Seems like there’s nothing else happening in the world so that’s all on my end
I was living in china when Instagram was banned so honestly very weird to experience this from both sides of the propaganda coin
January 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I was living in china when Instagram was banned so honestly very weird to experience this from both sides of the propaganda coin
Now to create the perfect, non-incriminating, and totally innocuous google doc title for lesson plans tomorrow
January 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Now to create the perfect, non-incriminating, and totally innocuous google doc title for lesson plans tomorrow
Seeing a message from the daycare app when you’re vibing alone on your first solo day off in literal months 🥲
January 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Seeing a message from the daycare app when you’re vibing alone on your first solo day off in literal months 🥲
Starting 2025 the way the lord intended: crying in my car listening to “defying gravity”
January 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Starting 2025 the way the lord intended: crying in my car listening to “defying gravity”
Death cab for cutie this Ben Gibbard that what do you all know about it being New Year’s Eve in Glendora and being the only living person in Glendora? Heading east?? On the freeway???
December 31, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Death cab for cutie this Ben Gibbard that what do you all know about it being New Year’s Eve in Glendora and being the only living person in Glendora? Heading east?? On the freeway???
Songs that work to replace “Christmas” with my son’s name for serenading purposes: “we wish you a merry Christmas” and “holly jolly Christmas.” Songs that don’t work: “white Christmas.”
December 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Songs that work to replace “Christmas” with my son’s name for serenading purposes: “we wish you a merry Christmas” and “holly jolly Christmas.” Songs that don’t work: “white Christmas.”
Was it a personal or artistic choice for Tim Allen to show thus much thigh in The Santa Clause
December 25, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Was it a personal or artistic choice for Tim Allen to show thus much thigh in The Santa Clause
I do wish my toddler would stop calling every man we see in public “daddy!” But maybe I’ll start messing with them in response. “Maybe, sweetie! We’ll see!”
December 23, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I do wish my toddler would stop calling every man we see in public “daddy!” But maybe I’ll start messing with them in response. “Maybe, sweetie! We’ll see!”
“Grain upon grain…the impossible heap…”—my toddler eating his rice dinner right now
December 18, 2024 at 10:55 PM
“Grain upon grain…the impossible heap…”—my toddler eating his rice dinner right now
My middle school students keep singing “maps” and when I told them the song came out when I was in high school one said “oh yeah I thought it was old”
December 13, 2024 at 1:18 PM
My middle school students keep singing “maps” and when I told them the song came out when I was in high school one said “oh yeah I thought it was old”
My one year old just crushed the cracker he asked for right above the living room carpet while maintaining eye contact
December 9, 2024 at 10:46 PM
My one year old just crushed the cracker he asked for right above the living room carpet while maintaining eye contact
Wearing so many layers and surrounded by so many pigeons waiting for this train that I’m essentially doing Home Alone cosplay
December 6, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Wearing so many layers and surrounded by so many pigeons waiting for this train that I’m essentially doing Home Alone cosplay
I appreciate that Boston was like “you know what? It’s winter for about six months out of the year here. Let’s make the train station open air.”
December 6, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I appreciate that Boston was like “you know what? It’s winter for about six months out of the year here. Let’s make the train station open air.”
I know this four hour Amtrak trip hates to see my Sally Rooney reading introspective ass coming
December 6, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I know this four hour Amtrak trip hates to see my Sally Rooney reading introspective ass coming
Going on a trip without my should probably be weaned one year old tomorrow
December 5, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Going on a trip without my should probably be weaned one year old tomorrow
Thoughts and prayers for me during this difficult time: have found out some juicy gossip from my former grad school community but haven’t kept in enough touch with anyone to know what actually happened.
December 4, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Thoughts and prayers for me during this difficult time: have found out some juicy gossip from my former grad school community but haven’t kept in enough touch with anyone to know what actually happened.
My broken brain all day: “okaaaayyyy it’s giving…Tuesday.”
December 3, 2024 at 7:17 PM
My broken brain all day: “okaaaayyyy it’s giving…Tuesday.”
We are never going to make Bluesky Twitter, and by that I mean that I won’t ever use this app to live tweet several breakdowns across about a twelve year period
December 2, 2024 at 1:53 AM
We are never going to make Bluesky Twitter, and by that I mean that I won’t ever use this app to live tweet several breakdowns across about a twelve year period