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Elliot
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i need to get a haircut but i dont want my barber to try to talk to me about football
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Father, if thou be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but thine, be done
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
ok so thats my opinion ok i feel like most people probably wouldnt think filter's "title of record" is one of the best rock albums of the late 1990s ok i get it
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Filter's "Title of Record" is absolutely one of the top 5 best rock albums of the late 90's.
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
yo what if in The Truman Show he actually really was going crazy and hallucinating all that stuff that happened that would be a better movie i think
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
also nobody in the world, except maybe Stefon Diggs, thought Stefon Diggs was still this good.
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I won't say that the New England Patriots are a great team. But I will say that they are incredibly dangerous right now.
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i like Limp Bizkit just fine and i like Nookie but I think that song was maybe like not done with the lyrics at best
December 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
did you ever think about how in Trading Places like the two dudes BillyRay and Louis are actually trading stocks or whatever like on the trade floor i feel like maybe The Big Trade or something would have got that concept across more clearly for me idk lol merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
jk its Jake Plummer lol
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If you're wondering which quarterback that Drake Maye reminds you of, it's Andrew Luck.

#AndrewLuck #DrakeMaye #NickNolte #BeverlyHillsCop #Vornado #Atreju #ForFansOf #HeadbangersBall #MikePatton #SpiritAirways
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
the Will Ferrell movie run really is outrageous. Roxbury, Elf, Zoolander, Anchorman, Ricky Bobby, Old School, Step Brothers, Other Guys, that's all in like a 15 year period too. so many like "favorite" movies in there. At least one is in your, and everybody's, top 5.
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
yo the movie Clueless is incredible lol like this one dude is trying to hook up w Cher in his car and his slickest move is to sing the band The Cranberries at her lol this is dope
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
brb trying to apologize to my chatgpt for being mean about requesting actual facts and not properly written speculation amalgamations from a bunch of dudes on reddit
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
hey lets log in to bluesky to find out what i should get upset about today
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
heartbreak is called that for a reason.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
you know how, years ago, people would wear those WWJD bracelets? What Would Jesus Do? I feel like what Ms Rachel has done, and continues to do, is actually, in real life, WJWD.
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
2 times in a row i ordered honey packets w my mcnuggets from McDonald's and 2 times in a row i got honey mustard. i don't want mustard. I want the lil honey packets. Why offer them if you won't give them out? Please stop gas lamping me McDonald's
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
you never meet a dude named AL anymore. there's no babies named AL. Let alone Hal. What is Hal even short for? Halbert?
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
just woke up! can't wait to go back to bed!
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Besides Screech like Mr Belding is the best actual person on the show. Great role model and always does the right thing even when it’s hard. Stealthy funny af also.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Ghost of Yotei is one of the best games ive ever played in the past 20 years and if it doesn't win Game of the Year that just means the judging process is stupid. It's up there with RDR2.
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Trading Places is incredible. "Hello, Security?...Merry Christmas!" has me chortling this is like the funniest thing ive seen in weeks and this movie is like 50 years old.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
calling the police because my wifi is not boomin
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
crying in the Target
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM