Stories like this make me proud to be from Massachusetts. No pierogis for scumbags! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Dershowitz again denied pierogi as Martha’s Vineyard residents chant ‘time to go’
‘I am very surprised that you’re here because of the things that you’ve been saying about us and the business online,’ the pierogi vendor told Alan Dershowitz on Wednesday.
www.independent.co.uk
August 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Stories like this make me proud to be from Massachusetts. No pierogis for scumbags! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
One day you’re young and carefree, with so many possibilities open to you… the next, you are sitting at work with a salonpas patch on your back wondering if your outfit makes you look like Marcel Marceau.
July 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
One day you’re young and carefree, with so many possibilities open to you… the next, you are sitting at work with a salonpas patch on your back wondering if your outfit makes you look like Marcel Marceau.
Have you heard? There’s a new bill that makes it harder for millions of eligible Americans to vote. Join me and @standupamerica.bsky.social in urging Congress to vote NO on the SAVE Act: act.standupamerica.com/letters/no-o...
Vote NO on the SAVE Act!
The SAVE Act is a trick to undermine our voting rights. Urge Congress to vote no on the SAVE ACT.
act.standupamerica.com
April 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Have you heard? There’s a new bill that makes it harder for millions of eligible Americans to vote. Join me and @standupamerica.bsky.social in urging Congress to vote NO on the SAVE Act: act.standupamerica.com/letters/no-o...
The wind is annoying me right now.
March 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The wind is annoying me right now.
I think that a person’s Letterboxd top themes and nanogenres can tell you a lot about someone.
Me? I guess I just love violence and fart jokes.
Me? I guess I just love violence and fart jokes.
February 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I think that a person’s Letterboxd top themes and nanogenres can tell you a lot about someone.
Me? I guess I just love violence and fart jokes.
Me? I guess I just love violence and fart jokes.
I’m pretty sure that some of the people in my office building are NPCs. I’ve never heard a few of them speak in the 4 years that I’ve worked there. I wonder if I could unlock a little bonus or something if I try to interact with one.
February 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m pretty sure that some of the people in my office building are NPCs. I’ve never heard a few of them speak in the 4 years that I’ve worked there. I wonder if I could unlock a little bonus or something if I try to interact with one.
Starting to really question my reality. I got a post on Facebook from my graduating class group about our upcoming 20th reunion with a link to our digital yearbook…that I’m entirely absent from. I’d be fully convinced I was an android if I didn’t struggle with my weight so much. 😩
January 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Starting to really question my reality. I got a post on Facebook from my graduating class group about our upcoming 20th reunion with a link to our digital yearbook…that I’m entirely absent from. I’d be fully convinced I was an android if I didn’t struggle with my weight so much. 😩
I’m watching an old music video of a live performance of “uptown girl” on Pluto and Billy Joel is performing some highly questionable dance moves. 👀
January 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’m watching an old music video of a live performance of “uptown girl” on Pluto and Billy Joel is performing some highly questionable dance moves. 👀
Anyone else so perpetually online that you now read emails that say “It’s Giving Tuesday” in Gen Z speak.
a woman in a blue shirt and grey pants is standing in a living room and says it 's giving ...
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt and grey pants is standing in a living room and says it 's giving ...
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Anyone else so perpetually online that you now read emails that say “It’s Giving Tuesday” in Gen Z speak.
Thanks for reminding me…
December 3, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Thanks for reminding me…
I feel like I should be a little concerned that there are people in our IT department that can’t figure out how to schedule their automated out of office replies. Although it probably explains a lot…
December 2, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I feel like I should be a little concerned that there are people in our IT department that can’t figure out how to schedule their automated out of office replies. Although it probably explains a lot…
Some people go to bars to meet women. I go to breweries to meet dogs.
December 1, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Some people go to bars to meet women. I go to breweries to meet dogs.
A benefit of not hosting Thanksgiving is you can spend this long weekend cooking any type of food you want. I’ve spent the last 2 days prepping components for a Tonkotsu Ramen. I’m also about to pop an apple pie focaccia in the oven. 👩🍳
December 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
A benefit of not hosting Thanksgiving is you can spend this long weekend cooking any type of food you want. I’ve spent the last 2 days prepping components for a Tonkotsu Ramen. I’m also about to pop an apple pie focaccia in the oven. 👩🍳
We’re officially in the homestretch of 2024. Nothing else is getting accomplished at work. Time to keep the ambition to a minimum and the chocolate close by.
November 27, 2024 at 10:45 PM
We’re officially in the homestretch of 2024. Nothing else is getting accomplished at work. Time to keep the ambition to a minimum and the chocolate close by.
I can no longer tell what’s real and what’s a headline from The Onion. Linda McMahon for Secretary of Education, Kid Rock for Director of the ATF, Mr. Burns for Secretary of the Treasury…these all seem equally plausible!
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I can no longer tell what’s real and what’s a headline from The Onion. Linda McMahon for Secretary of Education, Kid Rock for Director of the ATF, Mr. Burns for Secretary of the Treasury…these all seem equally plausible!
I can’t explain it, but the names Linda, Donna and Nancy all have the same exact vibe.
November 19, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I can’t explain it, but the names Linda, Donna and Nancy all have the same exact vibe.
This should have been the undercard.
November 16, 2024 at 3:03 AM
This should have been the undercard.
I’m currently watching the Tyson/Paul event on Netflix. The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are performing the opening number. Am I the problem?
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I’m currently watching the Tyson/Paul event on Netflix. The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are performing the opening number. Am I the problem?
Gonna see how many former Twitter peeps I can find on here and maybe finally make a go at using this app. Twitter is officially a hate platform at this point.
November 15, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Gonna see how many former Twitter peeps I can find on here and maybe finally make a go at using this app. Twitter is officially a hate platform at this point.
Is It wrong to reply to a salesy email that has a subject line of “my persistence” with one of my own with the subject line of “my lack of interest”?
February 8, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Is It wrong to reply to a salesy email that has a subject line of “my persistence” with one of my own with the subject line of “my lack of interest”?
Is taking a video in landscape mode the new typing two spaces in between sentences?
February 4, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Is taking a video in landscape mode the new typing two spaces in between sentences?
That lady was so dumb. How embarrassing.
January 10, 2024 at 4:38 AM
That lady was so dumb. How embarrassing.