JTK
@heyjtk.bsky.social
Senior BE Engineer, snark piñata, loosely typed code heathen. @heyJTK elsewhere around the internet
Dating apps are so funny because one app has apparently clocked my desirability level as suited for men that look like they live in a trash can Oscar the Grouch style. Then another app is like ✨ yas queen you can get it, here's three of the hottest men you've ever seen ✨
May 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dating apps are so funny because one app has apparently clocked my desirability level as suited for men that look like they live in a trash can Oscar the Grouch style. Then another app is like ✨ yas queen you can get it, here's three of the hottest men you've ever seen ✨
Drawings from girl dinner and craft night
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Drawings from girl dinner and craft night
Guy: “so you’re an engineer? That’s cool, smart women are hot!”
Me: thanks, that’s the only reason I do it. Otherwise? Ew, hard
(He did not get that I was making fun of him 🙃)
Me: thanks, that’s the only reason I do it. Otherwise? Ew, hard
(He did not get that I was making fun of him 🙃)
March 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Guy: “so you’re an engineer? That’s cool, smart women are hot!”
Me: thanks, that’s the only reason I do it. Otherwise? Ew, hard
(He did not get that I was making fun of him 🙃)
Me: thanks, that’s the only reason I do it. Otherwise? Ew, hard
(He did not get that I was making fun of him 🙃)
Fancy dinner at the Museum of Life & Science
March 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Fancy dinner at the Museum of Life & Science
Me eating Taco Bell for the first time in eons: “well isn’t this a Baja blast from the baja past”
March 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Me eating Taco Bell for the first time in eons: “well isn’t this a Baja blast from the baja past”
Anyone have recs on good sources to learn more advanced data modeling for either Mongo or Dynamo
February 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Anyone have recs on good sources to learn more advanced data modeling for either Mongo or Dynamo
Apparently the new women’s fashion is something called barrel cut jeans which feel constantly in danger of falling off and also make it look like you have a flat ass even if you don’t 🤪
February 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Apparently the new women’s fashion is something called barrel cut jeans which feel constantly in danger of falling off and also make it look like you have a flat ass even if you don’t 🤪
Vimothy likes his new cat toys
February 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Vimothy likes his new cat toys
As someone who writes advanced algorithms for a living it always is funny when companies use that as an advertising point.
It’s like yeah been there done that guarantee it isn’t as cool as you’re trying to make it sound it never is 😅
It’s like yeah been there done that guarantee it isn’t as cool as you’re trying to make it sound it never is 😅
January 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
As someone who writes advanced algorithms for a living it always is funny when companies use that as an advertising point.
It’s like yeah been there done that guarantee it isn’t as cool as you’re trying to make it sound it never is 😅
It’s like yeah been there done that guarantee it isn’t as cool as you’re trying to make it sound it never is 😅
“Go fuck yourself” is such a funny insult because it’s like ? Great idea, don’t mind if I do
December 16, 2024 at 6:36 PM
“Go fuck yourself” is such a funny insult because it’s like ? Great idea, don’t mind if I do
Made my SO a gourmet dinner
December 13, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Made my SO a gourmet dinner
Haitian for lunch, pikliz coconut rice and Poul Nan Sos
December 9, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Haitian for lunch, pikliz coconut rice and Poul Nan Sos
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if you are not lucky enough to have a local independent bookstore, please consider buying through @bookshop-org.bsky.social (bookshop.org) instead of amazon or another major corporate retailer!
December 6, 2024 at 11:17 PM
if you are not lucky enough to have a local independent bookstore, please consider buying through @bookshop-org.bsky.social (bookshop.org) instead of amazon or another major corporate retailer!
Dani helping me with my firewood pile but in the wrong way
December 5, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Dani helping me with my firewood pile but in the wrong way
People left so many desserts at my house that I’ll never finish them so I’ve been just eating the icing off one cake first thing each morning for a couple days now 😅
Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
December 2, 2024 at 9:17 PM
People left so many desserts at my house that I’ll never finish them so I’ve been just eating the icing off one cake first thing each morning for a couple days now 😅
Reposted by JTK
Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
I wish there were more Muppet movie versions of classic literature
November 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I wish there were more Muppet movie versions of classic literature
My Friendsgiving brunch turned out so well! 😍
November 30, 2024 at 2:41 PM
My Friendsgiving brunch turned out so well! 😍
Doing concept validation for my Indian fusion Friendsgiving brunch tomorrow, this is a garam masala sausage meatball stuffed with turmeric paneer
November 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Doing concept validation for my Indian fusion Friendsgiving brunch tomorrow, this is a garam masala sausage meatball stuffed with turmeric paneer
Fire pit girl until the time of year the mosquitos come back
November 28, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Fire pit girl until the time of year the mosquitos come back
Revamping my deck decor and you will NEVER guess what happened to this outdoor rug directly under the fire 🙃
November 27, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Revamping my deck decor and you will NEVER guess what happened to this outdoor rug directly under the fire 🙃