Karri Carlson
@heykarri.bsky.social
Marketer, cat lady, agent provocateur
Michigander, Californian, Oregonian en route to Hawai'i 🌺
Idea collector, dot connector, pot stirrer + ops boss at Leadtail
Michigander, Californian, Oregonian en route to Hawai'i 🌺
Idea collector, dot connector, pot stirrer + ops boss at Leadtail
Tough to walk away from a conversation with Sen. Kennedy sounding like the unhinged one, but, by golly, he did it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Tough to walk away from a conversation with Sen. Kennedy sounding like the unhinged one, but, by golly, he did it.
Does nobody else think this is, in part, because there won't *be* an Oscars OR local affiliates if the industry has its way?
Is "Best Posthumous Performance in a Musical or Comedy"? appointment viewing for normies?
It was never meant to be TV entertainment. It's an industry award dinner.
Is "Best Posthumous Performance in a Musical or Comedy"? appointment viewing for normies?
It was never meant to be TV entertainment. It's an industry award dinner.
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Does nobody else think this is, in part, because there won't *be* an Oscars OR local affiliates if the industry has its way?
Is "Best Posthumous Performance in a Musical or Comedy"? appointment viewing for normies?
It was never meant to be TV entertainment. It's an industry award dinner.
Is "Best Posthumous Performance in a Musical or Comedy"? appointment viewing for normies?
It was never meant to be TV entertainment. It's an industry award dinner.
"Oh, does this make no literally no difference to my quality of life but makes life a lot better for another group of people?"
Normal people: Cool. No prob.
These people: IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! THE HORROR! I'M MELTING!
Their worldview in a nutshell. It's so wild.
Normal people: Cool. No prob.
These people: IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! THE HORROR! I'M MELTING!
Their worldview in a nutshell. It's so wild.
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"Oh, does this make no literally no difference to my quality of life but makes life a lot better for another group of people?"
Normal people: Cool. No prob.
These people: IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! THE HORROR! I'M MELTING!
Their worldview in a nutshell. It's so wild.
Normal people: Cool. No prob.
These people: IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! THE HORROR! I'M MELTING!
Their worldview in a nutshell. It's so wild.
I love how these guys only recognize violence as crime that impacts the vulnerable. Not, say, the stress effects of living under a surveillance state, armed masked men ripping mothers from children at school drop off... so yeah, let's do it, and let's let the vulnerable be the judges and jury.
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I love how these guys only recognize violence as crime that impacts the vulnerable. Not, say, the stress effects of living under a surveillance state, armed masked men ripping mothers from children at school drop off... so yeah, let's do it, and let's let the vulnerable be the judges and jury.
I have seen a ton of clips but not yet a full episode of this pod but OMG am I gonna watch the shit out of this 😂
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I have seen a ton of clips but not yet a full episode of this pod but OMG am I gonna watch the shit out of this 😂
The clear subtext is that financial misdeeds, at any scale, aren't "crime" to this admin and the perps shouldn't have the force of law applied to them. The downstream harm plays no role in this determination. To them, the law exists to bind the poor w/o protecting; protect the rich w/o binding
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The clear subtext is that financial misdeeds, at any scale, aren't "crime" to this admin and the perps shouldn't have the force of law applied to them. The downstream harm plays no role in this determination. To them, the law exists to bind the poor w/o protecting; protect the rich w/o binding
I am trying to ration and savor each one, but the urge to binge is strong! Impeccable casting and character development.
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I am trying to ration and savor each one, but the urge to binge is strong! Impeccable casting and character development.
Oh you're in for a treat.
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oh you're in for a treat.
Already hooked on Alton Brown's TikTok content about baked potatoes, making fries at home, etc. so, yeah. Bring it on!
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Already hooked on Alton Brown's TikTok content about baked potatoes, making fries at home, etc. so, yeah. Bring it on!
Spoiler alert:
bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Spoiler alert:
The rare and elusive surprising heel turn. Genuinely did not see it coming, but absolute power, etc. I guess 🤷🏼♀️
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The rare and elusive surprising heel turn. Genuinely did not see it coming, but absolute power, etc. I guess 🤷🏼♀️
Recently adopted a bonded pair of kittens. Good news: they happily share a litter box. Bad news: they think filling it is a full time job. Funny news: they're so bonded they routinely jump in (top entry) while the other is using the facilities. So far ok but clearly on a collision course ...
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Recently adopted a bonded pair of kittens. Good news: they happily share a litter box. Bad news: they think filling it is a full time job. Funny news: they're so bonded they routinely jump in (top entry) while the other is using the facilities. So far ok but clearly on a collision course ...
Not at all the point, but I think this is the ONLY photo I've ever seen of Trump genuinely laughing. Actual unguarded authentic laughter. With MBS. *That's* his bud, his sweet cheese, his good time boi. 🤷🏼♀️
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not at all the point, but I think this is the ONLY photo I've ever seen of Trump genuinely laughing. Actual unguarded authentic laughter. With MBS. *That's* his bud, his sweet cheese, his good time boi. 🤷🏼♀️
"Recent graduate of the Mike Johnson School of Not Knowing, Seeing, or Hearing About That Academy had this to say..."
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"Recent graduate of the Mike Johnson School of Not Knowing, Seeing, or Hearing About That Academy had this to say..."
Quite possibly, the sickest burn of all time.
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Quite possibly, the sickest burn of all time.
Her "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along" tweet can, and will, live rent free in my head for the rest of my life.
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Her "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along" tweet can, and will, live rent free in my head for the rest of my life.
Remember when moms got text messaging? Opening up a new front on Substack is potentially destabilizing at a population level. 🙃
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Remember when moms got text messaging? Opening up a new front on Substack is potentially destabilizing at a population level. 🙃
More than the gallons of ink spilled on think pieces, I think it lays bare that the reason nobody wins a Dems vs GOP battle is because *those aren't the actual terms of the battle*.
Conditions will continue to deteriorate until we get clear on this at a national level.
Conditions will continue to deteriorate until we get clear on this at a national level.
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
More than the gallons of ink spilled on think pieces, I think it lays bare that the reason nobody wins a Dems vs GOP battle is because *those aren't the actual terms of the battle*.
Conditions will continue to deteriorate until we get clear on this at a national level.
Conditions will continue to deteriorate until we get clear on this at a national level.
This is classic abuser behavior (destroying things that have sentimental value to the victim) on a national scale, committed by the President of the United States against the citizens of the United States.
What a time to be alive 🫠
What a time to be alive 🫠
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is classic abuser behavior (destroying things that have sentimental value to the victim) on a national scale, committed by the President of the United States against the citizens of the United States.
What a time to be alive 🫠
What a time to be alive 🫠
Noooooooooooooo (OMG)
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Noooooooooooooo (OMG)
