kyle
@heykp.bsky.social
i had a lifetime as a boy and i lived in the bottom of a ship | baltimore
last clean socks in the drawer let's do some laundry mama!
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
last clean socks in the drawer let's do some laundry mama!
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December 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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bc i'm her mother and i can!
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
bc i'm her mother and i can!
sorry not all of us have the foresight to boil our eggs the day before we want them
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
sorry not all of us have the foresight to boil our eggs the day before we want them
like for breakfast? when do you boil your eggs
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
like for breakfast? when do you boil your eggs
checking my texts to see if judge joshie is subskeeting me again
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
checking my texts to see if judge joshie is subskeeting me again
it's like y2k but it happens twice a year 😱😱
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
it's like y2k but it happens twice a year 😱😱
don't worry i'll sing it to you
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
don't worry i'll sing it to you