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MJ
@heymj.me
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fairy dog mother in their mid-20s from the uk. my favourite things include: gardening / plants (especially echeveria & other succulents), dr who, dogs & music.

pronouns: they/them

links: https://linksta.cc/@farrer
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i have absolutely no idea what kind of witchcraft they’re using to squeeze UE5 Fortnite onto Xbox Series S but whatever it is, it has completely ruined Chappell Roan
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS
An Nvidia RTX 5070 Ti and a 32GB DDR5 RAM kit
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Happy Christmas Adam
Tumblr post from ‘theguilteaparty’ saying: “Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.” Reblogged by ‘shojo’, who adds: “Happy Christmas Adam everyone”
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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my therapist: 'the hot sea devil' isn't real, it can't hurt you
the hot sea devil:
Actor Samuel Oakley as the Sea Devil ‘Tide’ in a promotional image from ‘The War Between The Land and The Sea’. He is a very attractive man and the new Sea Devil design makes this apparent in a way that reminds me of the Handsome Squidward meme.
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Tilly isn’t responding well to the clocks changing. Can you believe dinner is nearly an hour late and *nobody* seems to care?
A melancholy looking terrier resting her chin on her front paws.
October 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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do ittttttt! but be warned that puppy-rearing is really hard work 😮‍💨 i skipped all that by adopting tilly. i’m not an “adopt don’t shop” type but i do think adopting an adult dog is easier. i get all the cuddles and adventures without the hard work ☺️
a small jack russell terrier sits on a fluffy blanket on an armchair (her armchair, she claimed it)
October 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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But all of my unsolicited advice aside… I really hope you get this dog. They can be a handful but I know I wouldn’t be around today if it wasn’t for the role my dogs have played in my life.

(Pictured: my old dog Scruff, a purebred Norfolk Terrier, and my current dog Tilly, a mystery rescue mutt)
A happy, small, messy looking dog sat on a dirt path, panting. An even smaller dog sat on a plush armchair that she has claimed as her own.
October 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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do you have games on your phone
a photo of the face of a small white & tan terrier, comically distorted with a wide angle lens so that her nose looks massive
August 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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What perfect albums came out when you were 16?

couldn’t pick just one, what a year
‘How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful’ by Florence + the Machine ‘Music Complete’ by New Order ‘Curve of the Earth’ by the Mystery Jets
July 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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taking time to smell the flowers (possibly because someone peed on them earlier)
Tilly, a small terrier mix, sniffs a purple flower on a bush that’s spilling over the path. She’s wearing a harness with a rainbow strap and is on a blue lead.
July 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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does anyone remember 80k a year question time man? perfect example of this phenomenon
July 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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how i feel telling people why i stopped playing #Destiny2
THERE ARE TOO MANY EXOTICS NOWADAYS. PLEASE ELIMINATE THREE. I AM NOT A CRACKPOT.
July 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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ever relevant Haus of Decline comic
A four panel comic. The first panel is a title card reading “Steven Universe vs Hitler”, it shows Steven’s smiling face and Hitler’s angry face. In the second panel, Steven asks Hitler “what if you could change your mind, Hitler?” In the third panel, Hitler looks back furiously. In the fourth panel, one of the other Steven Universe characters (idk what they’re called, I’m an adult) says to Steven “I think we’re going to have to kill this guy, Steven” while comforting him with a hand on his shoulder. Steven looks sad and says “damn”.
April 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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the #succulents have taken over!
Perhaps around a hundred small succulents in nursery pots, plus a few larger ones and a couple of cacti. The plants and the wooden table they are on are wet because they have just been watered.
March 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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tilly has a new donut bed in the hall, a perfect spot for her to snooze while making sure i don’t go too far away!
#DogsOfBluesky #RescueDog
a small, brown and white terrier mix is curled up in a soft, grey, fluffy dog bed perched on a stool layered with a stack of blankets. she looks relaxed, gazing at the camera with gentle eyes.
February 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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tilly enjoying the sun 🌞 i can’t believe i’ve only had her just over two weeks, she has completely changed my life. i’ve had a pretty rough time lately but right now i can finally feel the spring coming.
a small dog, lying on a brown sofa in a sunny spot. the dog has a white body with brown patches, a brown face, and alert ears, with a slightly scruffy coat. a plaid blanket in muted tones is draped over the sofa, adding a cosy touch to the scene. shadows from the sunlight create a warm, relaxed atmosphere.
January 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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i bought a sheepskin for tilly to lie on when she’s in my room. it’s on the bed until i place it properly but i think it has already won her approval.
a small jack russell terrier mix dog curled up comfortably on a grey sheepskin rug
January 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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tilly update! she has claimed multiple armchairs for her own 🥰 #RescueDog #DogsOfBluesky
a small jack russell terrier mix in a woollen blue marl jumper, sat on a blanket on a cushion on an antique wooden armchair the same dog in a grey cushioned armchair in front of shelves filled with books & vinyl records
January 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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everyone, please say a gentle hello to tilly

she arrived from hungary this weekend, she's a bit nervous but she is being so brave about all these new experiences ❤️
a small jack russell terrier mix dog sat on cream sofa topped with a red & grey wool blanket, her tail is wagging so fast that it is a blur across the image
January 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Saint Óscar Romero, pray for us!
Forgive the world that lionises those who knowingly led to your demise!
A traditional religious painting depicting Saint Óscar Romero offering communion, as he was when he was killed.
December 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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just had an excellent phone call with a woman in hungary who says she will be bringing a minibus full of dogs over to the UK on jan 10th - including this little lady (name pending) who will be coming to stay with me ☺️
a small brown & white terrier mix, looking timid as she approaches the photographer the same dog, sat on a sofa and wagging her tail so fast it is a blur!
December 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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oh sweet, new ethel cain youtube upload
Notification for a new YouTube video by Ethel Cain titled ‘my favorite types of gay porn’
December 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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post a ship that’s not star wars or star trek
the twelfth doctor (from dr who, played by peter capaldi) and missy (played by michelle gomez)
November 29, 2024 at 8:38 AM
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A GIF of The Simpsons’ TV anchorman Kent Brockman saying “I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.”
November 6, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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Dr Naomi Wolf’s best moments
I endorsed Pres Donald Trump yesterday. Today all day my phone froze, the cursor on my computer started wondering around the desktop, and my wifi continually disconnected. All coincidentally. Terrifying. Also confirms/explains the conversation I overheard in a restaurant in Manhattan 2 yrs ago in which an Apple employee was boasting about attending a top secret demo: they had a new tech to deliver vaccines w nanopatticles that let you travel back in time. Not kidding It was amazing to go to Belfast, which does not yet have 5G, and feel the earth, sky, air, human experience, feel the way it did in the 1970s. Calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural. QRT of a post from “Stanley Bear” where he (a teddy bear) is photographed helping out at a UK vaccine clinic. He is wearing a teddy bear sized mask and hi-vis jacket. Dr Wolf responds: No! No!!
November 1, 2024 at 2:26 PM