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hey, uh, what did aaron mean by this?? i don't think he and mercedes were living together as far as we know. if he turns out to be a toxic egg i'm gonna lose my fucking mind
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
🎵 she left me roses by the stairs 🎵
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
like she could pretend she likes the postal service more. have some self respect
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
as in that's a sensible thing to do
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
yeah that makes sense
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Katherine coded
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Very, if that render Emory did is anything to go by
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
$2000. I wanna see fully formed sexy librarian raph
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i think "i use they/them for everyone until they tell me different" is like in theory ok maybe, but in practice the people who claim that only really use they/them for people they clock as trans or nb or having some gender going on. and that sucks shit
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The plucky neighbor girl told her asshole boyfriend that you're a girl and now he's here. Quick, dress up like a girl so he won't beat you up! Phew, that worked. OK, now we just have to hack the school's record system to list you as a girl. Cheerleader tryouts are coming up soon!
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Yeah, chaparral is the overall biome and the mediterranean climate is part of it. I think. It's been a long time since college!
October 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If we really want to get pedantic, chaparral is just a type of shrubland enabled by California's mediterranean climate 😌
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Having 2 things of peanut butter is smart, actually. You gotta at least buy a second one once the first one starts to get low. Otherwise, you risk finishing the first jar and having a period of time where you are out of peanut butter. A catastrophic situation.
October 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is correct. You can wear a skimpy Halloween costume and not be freezing. It's great! Also there's always an October heat wave in socal.
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
gossip grill is the best! it's ridiculous LA doesn't have somewhere like it
October 19, 2025 at 7:35 AM
this list is transsexuals (anxious) erasure
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
idk what discourse I've missed, but jesus christ
October 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Yeah, but I'm thinking about how like if I go to see something in a theater where I'm gonna have to sit still for a couple hours that means that at least one of my legs is gonna be fucked for the next day or so
October 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Wait, shit. I never thought of this as a hypermobile thing but of course it's not typical for your legs to start to hurt if you have to sit still for more than a few minutes
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Top tier line. Very strong denial. It's totes obs that she like nev uses abbreves
October 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
idk if fujimoto is trans, but i do think he'd be stoked to be put in the dorley hall basement
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
also also those are both v good songs
October 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I thought this bit was pretty good too lmao
October 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Awwww. That's cute
September 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the glow in the dark body paint really makes this lmao
September 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM