Fantastic.

Turns out I only like dogs that are under six pounds and look like rats when they’re wet.

I would agree with this wholeheartedly, except I can't get the maltese to stop shitting on the couch, or the numerous other places she's not supposed to .

A common retort in conversations such as this is, "yes, but think about all of the attacks that were stopped that we don't know about." Given this post I can guess your answer, but how much truth is in that statement?

Without question, and I only just joined so don’t follow as many. Hoping that’s not the reason why.