Heyrube
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Thomas Paine had most of it right
He tried that fourth down retreat a couple of times tonight. He’s lucky they sacked him before it went really bad
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
He tried that fourth down retreat a couple of times tonight. He’s lucky they sacked him before it went really bad
Soon, witnessing the second baseman bumbling amd stumbling towards the false grail of 3000 will be the only interest remaining as the second empire fizzles out just like the first one did
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Soon, witnessing the second baseman bumbling amd stumbling towards the false grail of 3000 will be the only interest remaining as the second empire fizzles out just like the first one did
Trump is like, “Hey, we have something just like this”,
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Trump is like, “Hey, we have something just like this”,
TRUMP IS BRINGING CHRISTMAS BACK!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
TRUMP IS BRINGING CHRISTMAS BACK!!!!
Bitch, he still ain’t asking you to go to the Horst Wessel picnic with him
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Bitch, he still ain’t asking you to go to the Horst Wessel picnic with him
They guy who used to get his ass kicked by Perry Mason on a weekly basis is smarter than this
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
They guy who used to get his ass kicked by Perry Mason on a weekly basis is smarter than this
Which is more disturbing…the perverted dogma or the fact that she thinks “cat food” is a sick burn?
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Which is more disturbing…the perverted dogma or the fact that she thinks “cat food” is a sick burn?
Also an Episcopalian staple
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Also an Episcopalian staple
Clutch Cargo’s sister
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Clutch Cargo’s sister
He will apologize to Lara Trump sometime tomorrow
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
He will apologize to Lara Trump sometime tomorrow
Over/under on how many sharpies they went through?
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Over/under on how many sharpies they went through?
Democrat leadership cares about… Democrat leadership
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Democrat leadership cares about… Democrat leadership
She is a sign of the exodus, not the driving force
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
She is a sign of the exodus, not the driving force
They should but there’s more of a chance that they arrest the receiver during the half
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
They should but there’s more of a chance that they arrest the receiver during the half
Technician: “My God, have you ever a mix of STDs manifest like this at the hairline level before?”
Other technician: “Am I reading this right, is his brain actually squirming like a toad?”
Other technician: “Am I reading this right, is his brain actually squirming like a toad?”
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Technician: “My God, have you ever a mix of STDs manifest like this at the hairline level before?”
Other technician: “Am I reading this right, is his brain actually squirming like a toad?”
Other technician: “Am I reading this right, is his brain actually squirming like a toad?”
Yeah but it would be like losing a 79 years old Circus Peanut
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Yeah but it would be like losing a 79 years old Circus Peanut
The one time he actually is all of us
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The one time he actually is all of us
Real Les Miserables energy here
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Real Les Miserables energy here
Low-Bar in that world
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Low-Bar in that world
Big win for the team and for Brown. Lord knows we need as many draft picks we can acquire
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Big win for the team and for Brown. Lord knows we need as many draft picks we can acquire