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HazelSquirrel

@heythar.bsky.social

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Dorky leftist flat squirrel (30’s y.o.) (he/they) that likes cartoons and being a cartoon! this is a mostly SFW account but still kink/suggestive so no minors allowed thx!💜taken💜 🥞🔒 #flattened #furry banner: @tonzono.bsky.social

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HazelSquirrel @heythar.bsky.social · Sep 13

Happy Flat Fuck Friday! …watch out for speeding steamrollers 💫 💫

🎨 @hearthfox.bsky.social

#flattened #flattening #furry #furryart

An orange cartoon squirrel named Hazel, flattened like a pancake and trying to stand up, wobbling as he does so.

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🌈 Chot ✨ @cyberdaydream.bsky.social · 15h

Sniff! 🌼

#myart #fanart #moomin #moominvalley

A page of sketches featuring Sniff from the Moomin series, each sketch in a different color of the rainbow.

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🔞Elly-Stinker🔞 @sinker-elly.bsky.social · 1d

nothing, why you ask

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Xhhy @xhhy17.bsky.social · 1d

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Abcfoolery🔞 @abcfoolery.bsky.social · 1d

Commission for anonymous 🛹

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Kobol @twentyyearstoolate.bsky.social · 1d

A wonderful kobol piece from @horizonartz.bsky.social THANK YOU SO MUCH SHE'S SO CUTE I LOVE HER AWAWA!

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Tonzono @tonzono.bsky.social · 2d

How exciting it is to do your monthly toon properties check!

Amazing YCH animation made by @jineko.bsky.social !
Tonz model by me

#flattening #toon

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Kobol @twentyyearstoolate.bsky.social · May 2

FYI

A picture of a kobold in a little blue dress and fishnet gloves, smiling. (It's me, I'm the kobold.)

- Lovely art by Punkitt who helped me take the first steps toward feeling more myself thank you thank you awawawa!

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Temporarytime @temporarytime4.bsky.social · Nov 22

ew i think i stepped in some @quesomago.bsky.social

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Dingoroo @dingoroo.net · 2d

HES HERE

I had intended on posting this sooner but I had to forcibly detach myself from him XD. It’s surreal to be hugging myself!

Made by the amazing @crunchchute.bsky.social! He’s absolutely perfect, I cannot thank you enough!

This is legitimately healing 💙💙💙

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Toxi @intoxicat2.bsky.social · 2d

awkwardly big wolf/fox snout

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t0ynuki.bsky.social @t0ynuki.bsky.social · 3d

all these huffy thoughts and ideas sure do get to you....soon you'll be nothing more but one of them

thought bubble tf

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Myri @medilia.fun · Sep 7

Dood'l #mediliart

Is it weird to chat up a 2D caricature cutout of yourself printed out on top of carton, set up in front of your café to drum up attention, even if that was previously somebody else? Business as usual, I guess.

[inanimate TF] June (canine creature), leaning against a flat cardboard cutout/standee made after themself (who's holding some nondescript drink and pointing towards what's presumedly the café it's advertising for) while talking to it.
Dialogue: If you attract enough customers, I'll see about keeping you around for the whole holiday season, okay? Geez, I'm talking to myself again...

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Rishi @rishicoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Birthday

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Ceejay @pooltoy.art · 3d

It's FOOTBALL SUNDAY

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 3d

Squishtober 03 - Steamroller

Note to self: When crossing the road at night, swap out the black hat for a Hi-Vis one...

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, wearing black and purple striped sleeves and thigh highs, as well a black and purple witches' hat, flattened out across a road at night by a steamroller.
She has a surprised expression, with wide eyes and a squiggled mouth.
The steamroller's drum is seen only inches behind the sheet of foxdeer.
An orange streetlamp is shining light down onto the road, and the flattened witch.

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Jineko @jineko.bsky.social · 25d

Hypno on the mind... dont mind me 💫💫
#furry

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Tropi/Frosti @tropbunny.bsky.social · 3d

Cabbit tropi

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 3d

Squishtober 02 - Pizza

Next time I want a pizza for a Halloween party, I'll just order one instead of asking my genie friend to "make me one"...

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, laying on a ceramic plate, all flattened out into a wide disk under her equally flat witches' hat, with only her tail and hands sticking out from under it. The top of the hat is covered in melted cheese and bat-shaped slices of salami.
A bottle containing a dark brown liquid, labeled "Pumpkin Kola" stands behind the plate.

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HazelSquirrel @heythar.bsky.social · 3d

Haha FLAT 🫵

HazelSquirrel @heythar.bsky.social · 3d

Yes it could >:3

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Kelveron @kelveron.bsky.social · 3d

Squishtober 01 - Wall

This isn't what I thought they had in mind when they offered me a gig as a Halloween pin-up girl, and I think they may have taken it a little too literally, nyeh... @w@

I know it's the 5th, but better late than never, right?

#flattening #toon #furry
#flattened #Squishtober25

Keelva, dressed in purple and black striped sleeves and thigh-highs and a wide-brimmed, purple and black witch hat, flattened across a poster and hung up on a wall by a window.
Her right hand is lowered down towards her legs, covering her left thigh, while her left hand is crossed over her right arm.
She bears a dazed expression, grinning slightly, with her eyes misaligned with each other.
The print in the lower left corner reads:
"PLAYBUN
OCTOBER 01-25
Keelva"

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Basil 🌿 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 4d

Warm

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Flapdrac 🔞 @flapdrac.bsky.social · 6d

A little late at my #Squishtober25 day 2 (pizza), BUT I really wanted to try some digital painting stuff and ended up having a lot of fun with it :)
anyways, Serra werewolf was squished into a pizza. She's probably fine.

This picture features cartoon drawings against a simple pink background. The top left reads the dates the art was drawn, in the month/day/year format. A signature that reads "FlapDrac" and a squished version of Dracatty's regular signature.

The werewolf character, Serra, is shown post-transformation. Her face is on a pizza, where her eyebrows and the fluff on the sides of her head are instead thick slices of red peppers. three slices of pizza surround her pizza pie "head", replacing her blades of hair. Serra's ears are instead a red plaid napkin, resembling tablecloth. Serra's expression on her face is a mix between bewilderment, frustration, and exasperation. a "?1?" is above pizza Serra's head, with a "tornado"-shaped particle effect to express disappointment. Sweat drops emit from the top right of pizza Serra.

A small box with the title "Plant cam" is located near the top right of the image, with a drawing of Vlora (a man-eating plant with gems for leaves and limbs) in a picture or video feed of Vlora through a camera with a small focal length. Her head and face are exaggeratedly large, and almost entirely cover her body. Her arms and legs stick out to purposefully look silly as she blankly looks at the viewer with wide "eyes".

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Temporarytime @temporarytime4.bsky.social · 4d

Day 4: Ball
Vari broke the trophy shelf
#Squishtober25

Vari standing under a falling trophy shelf, with a bowling ball heading straight for him. With a Crash, the ball flattens vari into a pancake except for his legs.

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🍰 Axel 🔞 @axelwithfourls.bsky.social · 8d

Footprint alt for the freaks out there (me)

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