Freaks be movin in fly sneaks
Four finger rings and gold teeth
And ain’t afraid to hold heat

Spearmint > peppermint

I have such a crush on 80s Aimee Mann. Holy shit

Pears are whatever. But pear flavored jelly belly jelly beans are terrific

I had an idiot coworker who said “coming down the PIPE” all the time

The quality of fake plants is incredible in 2025.

Mankind probably invented alcohol before they invented bread, since all it took was some ancient dope to eat a rotten, fermented piece of fruit for breakfast and spend the entire morning completely fucked up

When I was a kid I’d crumble up cookies into a bowl with milk and eat it like cereal

When you get a pickle with a sandwich, but it tastes more like a regular cucumber

What exactly is rice, anyway?

I forgot about this.

I was sitting on her bed far away from where we first met/just for a minute I thought we were 16 again

Sound system gonna bring me back up yeah