Hidden Venue Live Music
hiddenvenuemusic.bsky.social
Hidden Venue Live Music
@hiddenvenuemusic.bsky.social
Tracking over 14 thousand live bands in the Midwest in and around Minneapolis / Saint Paul, MN.

Many bands play expensive venues one month, and low or no-cover venues the next. We find those intimate, low-priced shows performed by bands on their way up.
The inference is that every inanimate object in Joe Rogan's house has, to a greater or lesser degree, been inserted in his ass--strictly for the purposes of sexual gratification.

With the exception of his computer.

And the reason for this exception?

He afraid AI Jesus will manifest in his butt.
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December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
S. Carey is a member of the 2012 Grammy-winning band, Bon Iver.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._Carey
S. Carey - Wikipedia
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December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The AI images used on HVLM are not intended to be exact representations of the band. They're caricatures at best.

But sometimes AI adds extra band members and resists all attempts at their removal.

So we are turning any extra performers into frogs.

Ignore the frogs. The frogs are not real.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Locals Bar 1433 Walnut St Des Moines, IA

Locals is the latest medium-sized music venue to attempt to revive a part of the city that has seen the death of a number of beloved music venues in the last decade.

www.localsdsm.com/calendar
Calendar — Locals Bar & Stage
www.localsdsm.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Rondo Community Music Series
@ Walker West Music Academy
650 Marshall Ave STP

The music series has hosted such performers as Kevin E. Washington and Purple Funk Metropolis.

walkerwest.org/calendar/rcms/
Rondo Community Music Series – Walker West Music Academy
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November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Top Trump administration officials..."

When speaking of turds, the preferred usage isn't 'top' or 'bottom'.

It's 'sinker' or 'floater'.

Please update the Associated Press Stylebook.
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
"Dude. Someone should have told you. You got a little Fact Check on your face.

You really oughta chew thoroughly before you open your mouth."
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November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Modus Locus 3500 Bloomington Ave MPLS

The venue is a multi-use art space featuring a Graffiti Art Garden, Night Market, community jams, yoga classes, dinner parties, and Marvin’s Listening Room - an open mic for poetry readings and storytelling.

Admission is always free.

www.moduslocusmpls.com
New Events — Modus Locus
www.moduslocusmpls.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The next White House official who answers a question about air safety or a military invasion with :

"Why can't you wear a proper suit?"

should be unemployable above the paygrade of dogcatcher anywhere in this nation for the rest of their lives.

They need not be taken seriously as real adults.
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
*Mamdani meets with Trump*

*Trump becomes smitten with Mamdani*

Republian Party : "I think we're gonna need a bigger Bubba."
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November 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM