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I’ve put a typo into literally every tweet I’ve ever written. Autocorrect either causes it or abandons me. Reviewing the tweet before posting is a lesson in futility, in raging against the gods. An edit button can’t save me. Nothing can save me.
I think if I put in the right effort I can convince North Americans that loving Doctor Who is cultural appropriation
November 17, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Whenever I mow my lawn I can’t help but think about how proud of me the boomers across the street must be
November 17, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Usually when I cry at the end of a movie it’s because I’m thinking of the end of the movie Dragonheart
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Careening towards 37 years old, Shaun spends his Saturday evening lying on the couch with a tummy ache, listening to Switchfoot with the volume too loud and his eyes closed
November 17, 2024 at 2:23 AM
When you buy a big bag of Nibs you kind of feel like you’ll never run out, that you’ll be in Nibs heaven until Jesus returns, that you’ve discovered the first earthly infinite resource.

And then
November 17, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I’ve put a typo into literally every tweet I’ve ever written. Autocorrect either causes it or abandons me. Reviewing the tweet before posting is a lesson in futility, in raging against the gods. An edit button can’t save me. Nothing can save me.
November 17, 2024 at 2:21 AM