High-Functioning Stoner Lawyer Dad Guy
@hifunctioning.bsky.social
I’m stoned to the fucking bone right now and cannot stop laughing! This is so good!
February 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I’m stoned to the fucking bone right now and cannot stop laughing! This is so good!
I thought it was kinda awesome, actually.
February 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I thought it was kinda awesome, actually.
Mental note: buy generic ibuprofen going forward
February 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Mental note: buy generic ibuprofen going forward
They should just start saying that n-word. What’s the difference?
February 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They should just start saying that n-word. What’s the difference?
Look at this fucking guy
February 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Look at this fucking guy
Barf
February 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Barf
I love actual weed and being high!
December 4, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I love actual weed and being high!
Smoking weed is awesome enjoy your buzz!
December 4, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Smoking weed is awesome enjoy your buzz!
Elon spreads his seed around like Nick Cannon.
November 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Elon spreads his seed around like Nick Cannon.
But will it actually be different over time? Probably not.
November 18, 2024 at 8:41 AM
But will it actually be different over time? Probably not.
The message didn’t land. The messenger wasn’t popular. Democracy in action, no?
November 18, 2024 at 6:11 AM
The message didn’t land. The messenger wasn’t popular. Democracy in action, no?
Everyone knows exactly what’s in it. Not enough of the right people care.
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Everyone knows exactly what’s in it. Not enough of the right people care.