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i dont get jelous , i loose interested . ✌🏻
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
????? This is so specific?????
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Vancouver trip this weekend!!! The thing I’m looking forward to most is missing Thanksgiving
October 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You think I’m “nonchalant” but rly I’m just masking 😏
September 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
That appetizer was delicious, I can’t wait for the main course
September 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
oh u think u can out-drink me? I use Cutwater as my chaser
August 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
IMPORTANT PSA ‼️‼️‼️
August 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I love standing in the kitchen doing shots and scrolling phone !!!
August 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I <# my bad guy
August 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Alcohol is craaaazy cusse why’d I just order 3 chicken strips for $40
August 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
FUCK off what kinda AI detection BS is this…..
July 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
New fav drinking activity: put on How It’s Made and see how many “that’s what she said” jokes you can say
June 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Come to our farmers market there’s going to be hundreds of vendors selling things such as:

- acrylic earrings
- 3D printed dragons
- acrylic earrings
- 3D printed fidget toys
- acrylic earrings
- alcohol for a 300% markup
- acrylic earrings
June 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Can we start making things with preservatives again I’m tired of cleaning my fridge out every other week
June 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
How did I put off watching The Bad Guys for this long bruh I loved this movie
June 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Started playing Balatro… it’s been nice knowing yall 🫡
May 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I need to rewatch mlp & get back to my roots
May 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
May 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Low key worried I’m getting “too old” for video games and when gta 6 comes out I’ll play the first mission and then be tired and go to bed 😭😭😭
May 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Hate when a post is so obviously engagement baiting cause I so badly want to explain to everyone in the comments but that still counts as engaging 😩
April 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
hmu if u want the skin code I prolly won’t use it tbh
April 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just wanna give a big shoutout to the EU for making the internet an inherently worse place to be. They rly think companies aren’t scraping our data when we decline cookies 💔
March 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Everyday I see “[insert group/individual] suing Donald Trump for [insert illegal thing]” bro. Please explain to me how you think this magical lawsuit will stop them
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
No Stefon on 50th anniversary weekend update is a sin!!! Watching the rest of the episode disappointedly
February 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Shirt & pants my bf got me for Valentines ❤️🖤🤍
February 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM