JW
highdrive.bsky.social
JW
@highdrive.bsky.social
Brain read this initially as “Trump Is A Lying Sack” and that also works.
January 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
This 👆🏼
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Yes, Tommy, it would be good to have advanced stats be able to factor in the gravity quotient that led to this outcome.
January 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
“Looking up” is a nice touch
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Off-topic, but doesn’t this dude have the same affected scoliosis gangsta lean in every press hit?
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
“Major win” for Trump with who, exactly, Ian? The majority of Americans who don’t want us to mess with Venezuela?
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Arc de Mexico
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Cannot read the word “garnish” without hearing Homer Simpson say “mmmm, garnish…”
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hear you, but this is not exactly a happy result either.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This is a case of the subheader answering the question posed in the header.
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
That’s obviously on them for forgetting to stipulate “no fart walk” labeling as a condition of taking the photo. Duh.
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
yea well there’s no way they coulda known he’d suck when they voted for him #idiocracy
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Also look who he's saying it to. He knows there will be no follow-up nor pushback, so his nonsense BS can go as torqued as he wants.
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Honest Q: who IS the keeper of the master copy of the files?
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
As a Giants fan I’m not happy to be reporting the news on this one.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
…and the Dodgers are eeeeextra lucky for the Red Sox giving him away for pocket change!
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Please make the check out to “Jazz Hands”
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Also need to watch On Becoming a God in Central Florida. No it’s not about Evan Longoria.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
well to be fair he just learned the word
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is it weird that whenever this guy’s name re-emerges from under some rock, I immediately think of @jeffpearlman.bsky.social’s now 25 y.o. SI article?
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Their white cheddar popcorn better than Smartfood’s too.
November 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ok, but that same-size firm isn’t investing in, say, the Twins though. They invest where opportunity is greatest. My point is the league allows the size of the market to dictate a team’s capacity to keep restocking its pond. No accident it’s the Dodgers and the Yankees in the playoffs every year.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
That was an all-timer and no, they’re not ruining baseball, but it’s fair to acknowledge they’re playing on a surface tilted towards them due to their massive TV contract that has no equal. Money doesn’t buy you championships, but it can buy you a ticket to the dance every year.
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM