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HigherFructose
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he/him/whatevs // illustrator // designer // dad // award winning NYT opinion writer // former pixelfunk staff member // gamerdaily collaborator // chicken wrangler //

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Ooooh thank you!

And maybe it flies so they can give it Levitate in future installments?
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yeah true. There could be some potential use with the baby pokemon energy generators (or maybe Budew?). Plus I forgot that Leafeon EX exists...so that could help. But dang, I just feel like Venusaur is a sitting duck compared to the others.
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
All good points. Plus there's Lilligant, and who knows what else they add to support grass types in this pack.

But it's the 4 energy cost for a measly 120 (130 w/ poison) is what worries me. Especially since Mega Altaria/Blaziken can hit just as hard with a 2 energy cost.
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Goddamn... what do the devs have against poor Venusaur?

Mega Blastoise at least looks like it has a chance.
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The Charizarchy always wins.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
That is straight up animal abuse.
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yeah but he brought back pokes! You can poke people again! POKES, ANDREW! POKES!
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hear me out.
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Yes. We do have Battletoads.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Does he follow I Am A Pizza as well?
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
At least we have vagina doors.
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Aw man.... :(
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
For a split second I thought this was like some sort of rythm minigame.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It seems Cuomo's pledge to "Everybody become Stalfos. Everybody Stalfos." just didn't resonate with voters.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Banger.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This ain't even the first time. She did the thing back in September.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There's a creative mode! Finally!
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM