Somebody remind me how this disgusting peckerhead got into the nation's highest office twice?? Our collective intelligence quotient has really fallen that far???

So much for the leader of the free world.

"The president said the battleships would be equipped with advanced weapons, including hypersonic missiles, electric rail guns and high-powered laser systems...." Way to betray national defense secrets to hostile foreign governments, e.g. Russia, you incompetent sack of shit.

"These cutting-edge vessels will be some of the most lethal surface warfare ships … other than our submarines."

GIVE ME A GODDAMN BREAK. Submarines, by definition, ARE NOT SURFACE WARFARE SHIPS, YOU WARTHOG-FACED BUFFOON!!!!

"We haven't built a battleship since 1994."

The last battleship launched from a US shipyard was in 1944, the USS Missouri to be exact. One would think this big fat brainless idiot would know this of the ship that hosted the treaty signing that ended World War II.

Ahah, then perhaps today IS a good day to die - um - I mean update one of my fanfic WIPs following the ill-fated mental health odyssey of Mr. Matthew Decker. 📝

Friend zone does not, indeed, exist. Hardly anyone notices how heartbreaking it is to realize that a girl was only pretending she was interested in you because she wanted your money, your sperm or your domestic labor.

This "Wedding Bell Blues" now, on the other hand....

Not a comfortable episode for those of us who have considered blowing our brains out over our last (and I do mean *last*) breakup. 😑

When her mental health reached crisis point and then crashed into malaise, I was dying to help her recover and she would have none of it. She won't even let me talk to her now.

She still has a special place in my heart, probably always will, but her distance is fucking killing me. 😞

As a result, failure after wartime failure, until the frontline submariners (who were taking all the blame) finally solved the problems while the bureaucrats were still talking up their own asses.

But we all know, don't we, how these ridiculous imbeciles are with taking lessons from history. /2

And once again they have learned nothing. It's the same story as the run-up to WWII, when the Navy's Bureau of Ordnance tested one (1) magnetic torpedo exploder in Long Island Sound and couldn't be arsed to conduct further tests in other parts of the world, where the magnetic field was different. 1/