High Phi
@highphi.bsky.social
Shelley and Stefan get high and dig deep, philosophizing and what have you.
April 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Listen, if you’re ever feeling too big, just remember that in a world of giants, you’d be a halfling.
April 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Listen, if you’re ever feeling too big, just remember that in a world of giants, you’d be a halfling.
“She don’t eat meat, but she sure like to bone.”
That just happened. We really should just wear live mics for your amusement.
#DeadeyeDick #HighPhi
That just happened. We really should just wear live mics for your amusement.
#DeadeyeDick #HighPhi
March 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“She don’t eat meat, but she sure like to bone.”
That just happened. We really should just wear live mics for your amusement.
#DeadeyeDick #HighPhi
That just happened. We really should just wear live mics for your amusement.
#DeadeyeDick #HighPhi
Hate-watching Fox on a Saturday night will get you real nice and toasted if you play the drinking game where you take a shot every time they lie.
February 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hate-watching Fox on a Saturday night will get you real nice and toasted if you play the drinking game where you take a shot every time they lie.
Deathtent: The only Lifehouse cover band that matters.
February 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Deathtent: The only Lifehouse cover band that matters.
We’re living in a time where like a one day detox is worth celebrating.
February 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
We’re living in a time where like a one day detox is worth celebrating.
What energy do you bring to life and what energy do you prefer?
Shells brings main character energy, but prefers co-star, and Pops brings supporting role energy with a side of diva. Not sure which he’d prefer. 🤣
#420thoughts #HighPhi #KnowThyself #whoEvenAREwe
Shells brings main character energy, but prefers co-star, and Pops brings supporting role energy with a side of diva. Not sure which he’d prefer. 🤣
#420thoughts #HighPhi #KnowThyself #whoEvenAREwe
February 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What energy do you bring to life and what energy do you prefer?
Shells brings main character energy, but prefers co-star, and Pops brings supporting role energy with a side of diva. Not sure which he’d prefer. 🤣
#420thoughts #HighPhi #KnowThyself #whoEvenAREwe
Shells brings main character energy, but prefers co-star, and Pops brings supporting role energy with a side of diva. Not sure which he’d prefer. 🤣
#420thoughts #HighPhi #KnowThyself #whoEvenAREwe
Came across this earlier… if it is not the weirdest flex you’ve ever seen, please share yours!
“I look forward to all of the pain, embarrassment, and humiliation of all of the people who can't stand me, when they see my name above theirs on the Scrabble tournament leaderboards.”
“I look forward to all of the pain, embarrassment, and humiliation of all of the people who can't stand me, when they see my name above theirs on the Scrabble tournament leaderboards.”
February 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Came across this earlier… if it is not the weirdest flex you’ve ever seen, please share yours!
“I look forward to all of the pain, embarrassment, and humiliation of all of the people who can't stand me, when they see my name above theirs on the Scrabble tournament leaderboards.”
“I look forward to all of the pain, embarrassment, and humiliation of all of the people who can't stand me, when they see my name above theirs on the Scrabble tournament leaderboards.”
Isn’t it ironic that Cheetolini wouldn’t release his tax returns, but then he turned around and gave some rando Muskrat hacker access to the U.S. Treasury?
That seems way more ironic than anything in that Alanis jam.
That seems way more ironic than anything in that Alanis jam.
February 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Isn’t it ironic that Cheetolini wouldn’t release his tax returns, but then he turned around and gave some rando Muskrat hacker access to the U.S. Treasury?
That seems way more ironic than anything in that Alanis jam.
That seems way more ironic than anything in that Alanis jam.
Ever think about how ironic it is that when you’re “apart”from something, you’re out of it and when you’re “a part” of something, you’re in it?
February 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ever think about how ironic it is that when you’re “apart”from something, you’re out of it and when you’re “a part” of something, you’re in it?
Tell me you're compatible without telling me you're compatible.
Pops and I, sitting at a restaurant, at the exact same moment realized there was a TouchTunes and took out our phones and opened the app without even saying a word.
Pops and I, sitting at a restaurant, at the exact same moment realized there was a TouchTunes and took out our phones and opened the app without even saying a word.
January 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Tell me you're compatible without telling me you're compatible.
Pops and I, sitting at a restaurant, at the exact same moment realized there was a TouchTunes and took out our phones and opened the app without even saying a word.
Pops and I, sitting at a restaurant, at the exact same moment realized there was a TouchTunes and took out our phones and opened the app without even saying a word.
Not gonna lie, I don’t at all remember what I was gonna say five minutes ago when I wrote “I’m not gonna lie”, and I’m totally fine with that.
The world needs more mystery.
The world needs more mystery.
January 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Not gonna lie, I don’t at all remember what I was gonna say five minutes ago when I wrote “I’m not gonna lie”, and I’m totally fine with that.
The world needs more mystery.
The world needs more mystery.
Menopause mayhem:
When you catch a glimpse of yourself walking past the mirror, naked, and you stop to reflect upon the severity of the moment as you whisper to yourself: “I am become fat: destroyer of pizzas.”
#MenopauseMayhem
When you catch a glimpse of yourself walking past the mirror, naked, and you stop to reflect upon the severity of the moment as you whisper to yourself: “I am become fat: destroyer of pizzas.”
#MenopauseMayhem
January 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Menopause mayhem:
When you catch a glimpse of yourself walking past the mirror, naked, and you stop to reflect upon the severity of the moment as you whisper to yourself: “I am become fat: destroyer of pizzas.”
#MenopauseMayhem
When you catch a glimpse of yourself walking past the mirror, naked, and you stop to reflect upon the severity of the moment as you whisper to yourself: “I am become fat: destroyer of pizzas.”
#MenopauseMayhem
Duuuuude … notepad notes you never look at are the fallen forest trees of the forest. 🤔😲🌲
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Duuuuude … notepad notes you never look at are the fallen forest trees of the forest. 🤔😲🌲
January 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Would dick-shaped cookies be called “dookies” or “cockies”??
October 21, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Would dick-shaped cookies be called “dookies” or “cockies”??
Ever wonder what it would be like to have to “come out” as hetero?
October 17, 2023 at 4:28 AM
Ever wonder what it would be like to have to “come out” as hetero?
To the Swedish Fishianados out there... what flavour are they?
September 22, 2023 at 12:49 AM
To the Swedish Fishianados out there... what flavour are they?
Language is naught but agreed upon sounds and gestures.
September 14, 2023 at 9:49 AM
Language is naught but agreed upon sounds and gestures.
Sacha disappointment would be such a good drag name.
September 14, 2023 at 5:36 AM
Sacha disappointment would be such a good drag name.
Look, I’m not saying you should follow us, but you should. The world needs more deep thinking.
For example: we have Drunk History, why don’t we have High Times (in history)?
These are the things we should all be asking.
For example: we have Drunk History, why don’t we have High Times (in history)?
These are the things we should all be asking.
September 14, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Look, I’m not saying you should follow us, but you should. The world needs more deep thinking.
For example: we have Drunk History, why don’t we have High Times (in history)?
These are the things we should all be asking.
For example: we have Drunk History, why don’t we have High Times (in history)?
These are the things we should all be asking.
My bf love language, apparently.
September 13, 2023 at 5:42 AM
My bf love language, apparently.
If you ever found yourself stuck back in time, what would you do? Would it depend upon when you were?
September 12, 2023 at 4:36 AM
If you ever found yourself stuck back in time, what would you do? Would it depend upon when you were?
“The Boulet Bros Dragula” is this generation’s “The Wall.”
… trippy AF while high.
… trippy AF while high.
September 12, 2023 at 3:01 AM
“The Boulet Bros Dragula” is this generation’s “The Wall.”
… trippy AF while high.
… trippy AF while high.
Hedonism is a perfectly acceptable life pursuit. In fact, one might say it’s the entire reason for human existence.
September 11, 2023 at 4:54 AM
Hedonism is a perfectly acceptable life pursuit. In fact, one might say it’s the entire reason for human existence.