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Sometimes the Loki show is a buddy action/comedy with Owen Wilson and the rest of the time it's okay.
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Sometimes the Loki show is a buddy action/comedy with Owen Wilson and the rest of the time it's okay.
cooking at an amateur level
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
cooking at an amateur level
I don't know who is playing in the super bowl this year and just got worried that I'm supposed to be there.
Guys I'm really sorry if I messed up.
Guys I'm really sorry if I messed up.
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I don't know who is playing in the super bowl this year and just got worried that I'm supposed to be there.
Guys I'm really sorry if I messed up.
Guys I'm really sorry if I messed up.
[Anubis is weighing my heart against a feather]
Me: Oh dude, 6-7!
Anubis:..Oh dude!
Me: Oh dude, 6-7!
Anubis:..Oh dude!
February 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
[Anubis is weighing my heart against a feather]
Me: Oh dude, 6-7!
Anubis:..Oh dude!
Me: Oh dude, 6-7!
Anubis:..Oh dude!
Got my asshole license
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Got my asshole license
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My spiritual sequel to "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" called "Pussy with Suicide Doors"
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
My spiritual sequel to "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" called "Pussy with Suicide Doors"
When I was 20 I worked at a restaurant/bar & got asked to bring a bottle of beer & a glass to a customer. I got stopped on my way out of the kitchen by a coworker telling me "You don't put in ice in a glass for beer!" and I said "Oh...why?" and he said "I don't know...you just don't."
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
When I was 20 I worked at a restaurant/bar & got asked to bring a bottle of beer & a glass to a customer. I got stopped on my way out of the kitchen by a coworker telling me "You don't put in ice in a glass for beer!" and I said "Oh...why?" and he said "I don't know...you just don't."
Inserting your Overwatch disc will not allow you to play Overwatch. You'll need to download Overwatch.
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Inserting your Overwatch disc will not allow you to play Overwatch. You'll need to download Overwatch.
app like facetune without value limits on expressions
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 AM
app like facetune without value limits on expressions
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The emails of Elon begging to get on the island are incredible.
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 AM
The emails of Elon begging to get on the island are incredible.
How do you expect to Highguard when you can't even block lows?
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
How do you expect to Highguard when you can't even block lows?
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"let people enjoy things"
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"let people enjoy things"
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Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from Xbox Live in 2013 for “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.”
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from Xbox Live in 2013 for “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.”
Patrice should have the same level of reverence as Mitch Hedberg. There will never be another of either.
Listening to Patrice O'Neal and smiling.
January 26, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Patrice should have the same level of reverence as Mitch Hedberg. There will never be another of either.
Listening to Patrice O'Neal and smiling.
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Listening to Patrice O'Neal and smiling.
One of my little brothers just texted the rest of us the new mario movie trailer and said "Fans think the rat might be Mouser" and it might have legitimately turned a bad week around. My little bro knows who Mouser is and I didn't have to tell him. What an incredible feeling!
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
One of my little brothers just texted the rest of us the new mario movie trailer and said "Fans think the rat might be Mouser" and it might have legitimately turned a bad week around. My little bro knows who Mouser is and I didn't have to tell him. What an incredible feeling!
It takes twice as long to get Dhalsim to master rank because nobody will rematch you.
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
It takes twice as long to get Dhalsim to master rank because nobody will rematch you.
Geese is just the wrong kind of white people music for me.
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Geese is just the wrong kind of white people music for me.
2XKO screen tearing so bad that I gotta look at my neighbor's TV
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
2XKO screen tearing so bad that I gotta look at my neighbor's TV
Inside you there are two wolves, but you've got more than 2 holes so we need to fill them all with silver. NOW.
January 25, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Inside you there are two wolves, but you've got more than 2 holes so we need to fill them all with silver. NOW.