layne 🚬
@hiitsmelayne.bsky.social
street walking cheetah with a capital G • 26 • they/them • OFF LEASH
trying to tell ur coworkers about what happened at the mcr concert without sounding like u went into psychosis is surprisingly difficult
July 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
trying to tell ur coworkers about what happened at the mcr concert without sounding like u went into psychosis is surprisingly difficult
listen i’m mostly joking but gemini season has made me almost completely irresistable to all genders
June 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
listen i’m mostly joking but gemini season has made me almost completely irresistable to all genders
I was getting hit on relentlessly by two teenage boys at my job yesterday and to deter them one of my coworkers said “hey just so you know they’re ALMOST 30!!!!!”
June 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was getting hit on relentlessly by two teenage boys at my job yesterday and to deter them one of my coworkers said “hey just so you know they’re ALMOST 30!!!!!”
i’m in the gym taking too much time on each piece of equipment bc im taking personality tests
May 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i’m in the gym taking too much time on each piece of equipment bc im taking personality tests
sometimes I just think about the time that one of our professors came to a party in college and just walked around the house in a robe, sipping tea out of a mug
May 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
sometimes I just think about the time that one of our professors came to a party in college and just walked around the house in a robe, sipping tea out of a mug
gym is completely packed on a MONDAY at 11:30 AM!!! everyone in here is my enemy
May 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
gym is completely packed on a MONDAY at 11:30 AM!!! everyone in here is my enemy
bluesky pls add a drafts feature sometimes I like to keep things for a later date
May 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
bluesky pls add a drafts feature sometimes I like to keep things for a later date
did I kill the vibe by crying immediately upon seeing the painting of the liberal arts at the art museum today
May 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
did I kill the vibe by crying immediately upon seeing the painting of the liberal arts at the art museum today
sorry if this makes me a narc but calling the cops on an orange cybertruck for parking illegally in a handicap spot is a high i’ll be riding for literal days
May 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
sorry if this makes me a narc but calling the cops on an orange cybertruck for parking illegally in a handicap spot is a high i’ll be riding for literal days
just passed a woman in full workout gear at the park drinking an ipa on her walk summer is hereeee
May 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
just passed a woman in full workout gear at the park drinking an ipa on her walk summer is hereeee
missing phoebe bridgers somethin awful today
May 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
missing phoebe bridgers somethin awful today
man just asked me to film him doing bent over rows ass to the camera I don’t think I can do this anymore yall
May 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
man just asked me to film him doing bent over rows ass to the camera I don’t think I can do this anymore yall
just looked at the price of a sectional at world market and said “my god, that’s a single floor seat for mayhem ball on seatgeek BEFORE fees”
May 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
just looked at the price of a sectional at world market and said “my god, that’s a single floor seat for mayhem ball on seatgeek BEFORE fees”
I can’t believe that I went to Katie Gavin’s DJ set/Lucy Dacus after party… and got hit on by a MAN… I need to get gayer looking
April 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I can’t believe that I went to Katie Gavin’s DJ set/Lucy Dacus after party… and got hit on by a MAN… I need to get gayer looking
came to get really high and go on a hike and there’s an easter egg hunt happening at this park 😭😭😭😭 starting to dislike this crossover holiday
April 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
came to get really high and go on a hike and there’s an easter egg hunt happening at this park 😭😭😭😭 starting to dislike this crossover holiday
easter sunday 4/20 american ninja warrior playing in the cardio cinema. life suddenly worth living
April 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
easter sunday 4/20 american ninja warrior playing in the cardio cinema. life suddenly worth living
my job was like yeah we can’t nominate you for employee of the quarter bc of your attendance and I was like wait y’all thought I was going for the best WORKER award???????
April 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
my job was like yeah we can’t nominate you for employee of the quarter bc of your attendance and I was like wait y’all thought I was going for the best WORKER award???????
ngl posting my stream of consciousness on here doesn’t quite hit the same as like the golden age of twitter but it feels way less embarrassing than sending out actual tweets into the void
April 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
ngl posting my stream of consciousness on here doesn’t quite hit the same as like the golden age of twitter but it feels way less embarrassing than sending out actual tweets into the void
the instant ego boost I just got from the state park employee saying “you’re a hiker, aren’t you? I see you here all the time” could fuel me for maybe years
April 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
the instant ego boost I just got from the state park employee saying “you’re a hiker, aren’t you? I see you here all the time” could fuel me for maybe years
made the guy change the movie on the cardio cinema at my gym bc it was playing a mega-church stream and was like I don’t care what you put on anything else is good. he scrolled through movies for like 5 full min before landing confidently on Talladega Nights
April 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
made the guy change the movie on the cardio cinema at my gym bc it was playing a mega-church stream and was like I don’t care what you put on anything else is good. he scrolled through movies for like 5 full min before landing confidently on Talladega Nights
the horrors are literally endless but new djo album and the sun is out and im wearing a cute outfit
April 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
the horrors are literally endless but new djo album and the sun is out and im wearing a cute outfit
lady gaga. lady gaga. lady gaga. lady gaga!!!
March 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
lady gaga. lady gaga. lady gaga. lady gaga!!!
and if I said my chemical romance is the best band in the world what then
March 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
and if I said my chemical romance is the best band in the world what then
can we all agree to start being funnier on this app so I feel compelled to use it
January 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
can we all agree to start being funnier on this app so I feel compelled to use it