What Would Janet Reno Do?
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Donald Trump is a stochastic terrorist, so this makes perfect sense.
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Donald Trump is a stochastic terrorist, so this makes perfect sense.
Bovino puts the ick in ickle.
Happy riddance to dipshit riffraff.
Happy riddance to dipshit riffraff.
January 27, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Bovino puts the ick in ickle.
Happy riddance to dipshit riffraff.
Happy riddance to dipshit riffraff.
The last few years has demonstrated to me that sociopathy is massively under-diagnosed.
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The last few years has demonstrated to me that sociopathy is massively under-diagnosed.
“We are not mad enough”
He’s right, and it’s been true for decades.
He’s right, and it’s been true for decades.
January 25, 2026 at 5:03 AM
“We are not mad enough”
He’s right, and it’s been true for decades.
He’s right, and it’s been true for decades.
Assume that they want to kill us, because they do.
Prepare and act accordingly.
Prepare and act accordingly.
January 24, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Assume that they want to kill us, because they do.
Prepare and act accordingly.
Prepare and act accordingly.
It has never worked for my ISP, and it isn’t gonna work for them.
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
It has never worked for my ISP, and it isn’t gonna work for them.
Sounds like they’ll break into my home, drag me from my car, label me a domestic terrorist, and maybe shoot me in the face regardless of my behavior.
If so, I’d like to at least earn it.
If so, I’d like to at least earn it.
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Sounds like they’ll break into my home, drag me from my car, label me a domestic terrorist, and maybe shoot me in the face regardless of my behavior.
If so, I’d like to at least earn it.
If so, I’d like to at least earn it.
I’m old AF and still furious about Florida 2000 & Ohio 2004.
Eager for my high five.
Eager for my high five.
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I’m old AF and still furious about Florida 2000 & Ohio 2004.
Eager for my high five.
Eager for my high five.
I converted at the dawn of OS X, and I can’t believe the current state of things.
And there’s nowhere else to go, because everyone’s products are a mess.
And there’s nowhere else to go, because everyone’s products are a mess.
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I converted at the dawn of OS X, and I can’t believe the current state of things.
And there’s nowhere else to go, because everyone’s products are a mess.
And there’s nowhere else to go, because everyone’s products are a mess.
Taco Don bitches out again? Where’s my fainting couch?
January 21, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Taco Don bitches out again? Where’s my fainting couch?
I’m not convinced they experience shame. If not, humiliation is an acceptable substitute.
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I’m not convinced they experience shame. If not, humiliation is an acceptable substitute.
in 2018 I took a spill that left me hobbled and in pain to this very day. So you'd think I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies.
You'd think 🤷♂️
You'd think 🤷♂️
January 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
in 2018 I took a spill that left me hobbled and in pain to this very day. So you'd think I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies.
You'd think 🤷♂️
You'd think 🤷♂️
I'm only on BlueSky for the display names.
January 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I'm only on BlueSky for the display names.
If they’re gonna come down upon us as though there is an insurrection anyway, seems like there’s little to lose by actually insurrectin’.
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
If they’re gonna come down upon us as though there is an insurrection anyway, seems like there’s little to lose by actually insurrectin’.
Everything after LiveJournal was a mistake.
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Everything after LiveJournal was a mistake.
Should my takeaway be that MDMA is the drug of choice for folks who like to ratfuck their own party?
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Should my takeaway be that MDMA is the drug of choice for folks who like to ratfuck their own party?
The call was always coming from inside their own house.
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The call was always coming from inside their own house.
Space heaters are most dangerous while boxed & on store shelves, nowhere near the safety of a grounded outlet :(
January 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Space heaters are most dangerous while boxed & on store shelves, nowhere near the safety of a grounded outlet :(
While Scott's death stands as glowing example of Addition by Subtraction, I can't help but wish he was still alive right now so I could high five everyone when he died again.
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
While Scott's death stands as glowing example of Addition by Subtraction, I can't help but wish he was still alive right now so I could high five everyone when he died again.
Say more about the TOS changes? Some of us haven't had an account there for years, if ever, and it would be interesting to know which specific changes resulted in your decision.
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Say more about the TOS changes? Some of us haven't had an account there for years, if ever, and it would be interesting to know which specific changes resulted in your decision.
Remember when the phrase “binder full of women” was enough to tank someone? Now “lists of Jews” results in barely a blip.
January 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Remember when the phrase “binder full of women” was enough to tank someone? Now “lists of Jews” results in barely a blip.
Wabbit season has its charms, but I prefer lame duck season most of all.
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Wabbit season has its charms, but I prefer lame duck season most of all.
That’s a hell of a lot more peaceful and moderate than my own position on the matter.
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
That’s a hell of a lot more peaceful and moderate than my own position on the matter.