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Guys why am i so lethargic and hopeless today its christmas eve
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Just realised my dad hates being in public w me bc he doesnt want ppl thinking he got with a white woman
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
HAD AUTOPLAY ON TWT AND THE VIDEO AFTER A KPOP IDOL WAS TWO GIRLS KISSING AND MY BOYFRIEND WAS BEHIND ME SJNCEMFMEKGMRKFL
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Better get a fat fucking tax rebate
December 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Guys i forgot white people christmas wasnt just sleeping and eating roast dinner this family is putting me to work
December 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
hilan was terrorising sheffield today😔 BRUM AGAIN SOON THO TRUST !!
Thought I saw Hilan at work and got very excited but then got very crushed when it wasn’t Hilan 😔
December 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
NVM GOT AN EMAIL IM GONNA COOOOOOOK
First day at new job is remote but i cooked up such a cute first day outfit :(
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I keep saying i wanna move to sheffield but fuck me im always walking uphill
December 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
In SHEFFIELD!
I need to sleep for a week
December 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I need to sleep for a week
December 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Trying to irish goodbye at work and no ones letting me oh my GOD i really DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU PEOPLE GOOD RIDDANCE
December 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Getting my dad to pick me up bc i am NOT dealing w buses today
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Not woke enough for ppl cancelling dan and phil you guys were LITERALLY FREAKS ABOUT THEM FOR 1.5 DECADES and the second theyre now comfortable making content as a couple ‘dan said no to a coffee but phil still made it for him :/‘ LIKE THEY HAVENT BEEN TOGETHER FOR 16 YEARS
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
NO ONE GIVE ME HEATED RIVALRY SPOILERS IM WAITING UNTIL BOTH EPS ARE OUT BC I HATE CLIFFHANGERS
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Do i open this
December 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
In a long term situationship with all of my friends
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
that one friend that thinks theyre annoying but is actually like a ray of sunshine and radiates happiness
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
SAVED THIS RANDOMLY THE OTHER DAY BC I WANTED TO PAINT SMTH SIMILAR AND IVE JUST REALISED ITS DEADASS ME AND PAIGE WHAG
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This is my loser husband and i love him
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Will be making a hilans guide to being fresh out of uni and getting a job guide but also it comes at the price of you need to hang out with me
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Using my time left at my current job to onboard for my next one LOL
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
First day at new job is remote but i cooked up such a cute first day outfit :(
December 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Im so excited to have time to do things again. No more commuting.
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If nero ever stop doing the pistachio croissant im cooked
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Thinking about how i only got respect online bc ppl thought i was a cis man and i kept up that image for YEARS
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM