I have been loved so hard by friends and family my entire life and I couldn’t imagine where I would be if I wasn’t

The coolest people I’ve ever met in my life like me. Like, my friends are so fucking cool and somehow they also enjoy my company? That’s crazy

My 10.5 year relationship is over. It was both the slowest and most sudden disconnect, and it’s such a strange feeling looking at it in retrospect and realising we should have called it years ago. I am eternally grateful for my friends love and support while I figure out what the fuck just happened

Yknow what would fix me? Sitting on the ground and being bowled over by a group of puppies.

Driving around town in a quest to find the perfect little treats that will make my brain feel better

I am not enjoying my life that much at the moment but I am enjoying this lunch I made

Yknow what’s cool as fuck? Being silly and whimsical with your friends

I know my mental health is not great when I am riding my bike to work and casually think “if I got hit by a car, maybe I’d get some rest in hospital? Or I’d die. Either way.” 🫠

Shower thought: do I genuinely miss people or is it just that I know that regular contact maintains relationships?

I get very uncomfortable when straight, white, middle aged men bring up gender while filling in the registration forms at my work. You do not KNOW how much I do not want to hear your opinion, sir.

All dogs have secondary names that you say to them almost more than their actual names. This is Lulu and Eddie. Lulu is ‘what are you eating’ and Eddie is ‘stop licking the dishwasher’. Guess who is who?

I have a theory that the increase in adhd/autism diagnoses is at least partly because capitalism has ramped up and everyone has to be 100% ‘functional’ in the system at all times now, whereas 30 years ago there was more room to do things a little differently/be less ‘efficient’. Could be wrong, tho

Yet another thing that Melbourne has over Sydney…. our ibises. Far less bin chicken vibes here. Feels more like a bird than a sad dinosaur in a bird costume that got trapped in a bin.

A couple of people have mentioned I might be depressed…. And I think I am? It’s been a long time, hints and tips, anyone? I’m trying to eat and sleep well, that’s as far as I’ve gotten.

I definitely don’t look leftist enough anymore. Stop trying to hand me ‘Vote Yes’ pamphlets!

I have been very good and haven’t spent any money in two days. Therefore, I deserve a treat*.
(*To spend more money than I would have in the last two days combined)