@hilly1.bsky.social
He created the Dilberturrito, show some respect.
January 18, 2026 at 12:34 PM
He created the Dilberturrito, show some respect.
You just haven’t bought enough churros to move up to the next level in your relationship.
January 18, 2026 at 12:31 PM
You just haven’t bought enough churros to move up to the next level in your relationship.
2:12 am Going back to honk on more bobo
January 18, 2026 at 12:27 PM
2:12 am Going back to honk on more bobo
I wasn’t thanking the Canadian prime minister
January 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I wasn’t thanking the Canadian prime minister
TY Mr president!
January 17, 2026 at 5:56 PM
TY Mr president!
“Dick? Dick Whitman?”
January 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
“Dick? Dick Whitman?”
The post office gives you a bulk discount if you send enough of these.
January 14, 2026 at 12:49 PM
The post office gives you a bulk discount if you send enough of these.
You would think so, but It actually looks like National Lampoon’s Vacation-era Christine Brinkley under there. Except 4 feet tall and with the hair and glasses.
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 AM
You would think so, but It actually looks like National Lampoon’s Vacation-era Christine Brinkley under there. Except 4 feet tall and with the hair and glasses.
As Dreastone heralds the violent end of The Age of Homo Sapiens, which species are best positioned to fill our ecological niche? [REGISTER YOUR EMAIL TO READ THE REST OF THIS ARTICLE]
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
As Dreastone heralds the violent end of The Age of Homo Sapiens, which species are best positioned to fill our ecological niche? [REGISTER YOUR EMAIL TO READ THE REST OF THIS ARTICLE]
One weird trick to survive Dreadstone.
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
One weird trick to survive Dreadstone.
The impending collision with DREADSTONE is no reason to skip leg day. Click here to learn how to maximize your gains during the time we have left.
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The impending collision with DREADSTONE is no reason to skip leg day. Click here to learn how to maximize your gains during the time we have left.
I am Honored and Pleased to announce that the big space Rock that some are calling DREADSTONE is currently on the path to landing in the USA which is the HOTTEST country in the world thanks to your Favorite President. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I am Honored and Pleased to announce that the big space Rock that some are calling DREADSTONE is currently on the path to landing in the USA which is the HOTTEST country in the world thanks to your Favorite President. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dreadstone approaches, asteroids in disarray.
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Dreadstone approaches, asteroids in disarray.
No because a hard disk is a drive that is in your computer and the floppies were what you put into the computer, even if they were hard plastic.
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
No because a hard disk is a drive that is in your computer and the floppies were what you put into the computer, even if they were hard plastic.
As Dreadstone approaches, approval rating hovers near 48%.
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 PM
As Dreadstone approaches, approval rating hovers near 48%.
049916…dammit
0049917….dammit
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0049917….dammit
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January 8, 2026 at 10:51 AM
049916…dammit
0049917….dammit
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0049917….dammit
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@grok give me a reconstruction plan for venezuela. Make it like really good
January 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
@grok give me a reconstruction plan for venezuela. Make it like really good
If you’re stuck in yesterday, then your biggest concern should be the langoliers. Be careful.
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
If you’re stuck in yesterday, then your biggest concern should be the langoliers. Be careful.
Chips de la marque “Herr’s”
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Chips de la marque “Herr’s”
The whole NFL gets soft-locked and must be restarted.
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The whole NFL gets soft-locked and must be restarted.