I've thought this for awhile now, but shit like this really solidifies it for me. I have a hypothesis that people don't actually like boobs. They like the IDEA of boobs. That's why fake ones, implants, animated, etc. are so popular. Then people see real breasts and they're like "mY wAiFu Is Hotter"

OMG HE'S FINALLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!! *cries in 50/50*
Come home dragon boi!!! I've only been waiting for you for a really long time!!