you should wrap yourself up in some christmas lights 🎄
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
you should wrap yourself up in some christmas lights 🎄
that’s such great news 👏🏽😵💫
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
that’s such great news 👏🏽😵💫
Dad’s dong looks heavy 😵💫
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Dad’s dong looks heavy 😵💫
bonus points when they show off their peen
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
bonus points when they show off their peen
perfect, i’m starving 👅
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
perfect, i’m starving 👅
i can feel the stretch 😵💫
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i can feel the stretch 😵💫
nah let’s just hang out in bed all day Dad
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
nah let’s just hang out in bed all day Dad