Confused? You will be.
Confused? You will be.
Oh, hang on, Dementia Don doesn't remember promising it.
Oh, hang on, Dementia Don doesn't remember promising it.
We miss his lectures on how the working classes can make tasty and nutritious meals for 30p (presumably gravel and puddle water).
Fun fact: for every £10 an MP spends on lunch, the taxpayer pays £6.90.
We miss his lectures on how the working classes can make tasty and nutritious meals for 30p (presumably gravel and puddle water).
Fun fact: for every £10 an MP spends on lunch, the taxpayer pays £6.90.
True, except:
True, except:
All MPs should live in this country rather than visit it.
All MPs should live in this country rather than visit it.
*Melania just about counts as English-speaking
*Melania just about counts as English-speaking
Maybe he'll appoint him as Minister for Keeping Women in Their Place.
Maybe he'll appoint him as Minister for Keeping Women in Their Place.