Andrea
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My house is still the nicest apt I’ve ever lived in.
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This is by far, my new favorite book.
The writing is stunningly incredible, clearly written by a voracious reader and talented writer.
I cried or laughed actually out loud almost the whole book.

Please, do yourself a favor and read this.
Cover of Amanda Knox “Free”
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Maybe it should be
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A mooooooosssseeeeee
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How big could a moose head POSSIBLY be?
White truck with a tarp covered step sticking up about two feet
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Turns out my phone has been just…not accepting calls?
No filtering turned on
No call screening apps
It’s not giving me the voicemails people leave
Not showing missed calls

Soooo I guess good thing I’m JOB HUNTING WTF
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Me: I have the immune system of a god, I never get sick

*around children for one day*

Omg what is this devilish hell? I cannot move or breathe, send help.
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Im guessing we aren’t alone.

I think there is a large amount of humans our age that entered into a market that wasn’t rewarding. For me, working in tech adds this extra layer of “wtf am I contributing”
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Oh noes.
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we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
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Hahahahah same same. My family keeps asking what I WANT to do. Idk man, pay my bills, not work too much, have free time.

But there’s this nagging feeling that I want so much more.
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I am also trying to figure this out and I’ve landed on:
Continue to do the thing I have experience in to pay bills
Find passion elsewhere

I’m not satisfied with this answer
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Have I always wanted to be thin and slender?

Yes.

Will I ever be that?

No.
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I love when people argue with me over a fact about myself.

Yes, that’s what I weigh. Sure, you can try and pick me up to prove it to yourself.

And yes, those are my real ring sizes. No, it’s not my thumb.

No, idk why these things come up. Especially the second one.
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Making me watch sports
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Thank you. I work very hard at it.
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Real Jonesey looking motherfucker. Aaaannddd you wont get that reference
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Oh no do I have to google this person? Is it even a real person
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Who’s the hottest Lawrence brother and why is it always Andrew?
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Idk what kind of hellish situation I have entered into with the simultaneous reversal of the off grid internet detox, plus running out of sleep meds, plus the full moon but I can tell you I AM NOT SLEEPING
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Ohhh adding quince is so smart. I love those little peppery weirdos.
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They might need more marketing ops people…soooooo what company was this?
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Damnit, you are right.
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Peanut butter with mustard on a rice cake is still top favorite snack of all time.
Even at 3am.
Especially at 3am.
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Them: You’ll calm down in your 40s.

Me in my 40s:
Lagertha from Vikings painting her chin with sacrificial blood
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It’s huntn’ season.