Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman)
@hirethisman.com
Voice actor. Singer. Canadian.
The NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN guy.
Davy Jones in #CaptainWayne / The Announcer in #DreamshotFantasia / The Yngolian in #DarkestDungeon #BlackReliquary
The NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN guy.
Davy Jones in #CaptainWayne / The Announcer in #DreamshotFantasia / The Yngolian in #DarkestDungeon #BlackReliquary
My buddy's playing a plasmoid in our D&D campaign and the little smiley face guy he chose for his mini standing next to the demon we have to fight tonight is killing me
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
My buddy's playing a plasmoid in our D&D campaign and the little smiley face guy he chose for his mini standing next to the demon we have to fight tonight is killing me
God everything about this game is so peak. I just bought new games on the Steam sale, but 2026 is a new year. It might be time to replay EOV again.
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
God everything about this game is so peak. I just bought new games on the Steam sale, but 2026 is a new year. It might be time to replay EOV again.
I don't know if this is a hot take, but Putrescent Knight is the best boss fight From has ever designed. Dodgeable and jumpable attacks are woven together with incredibly tight but exploitable openings for the player to hit, to the point that it feels like a dance once you get the rhythm of it.
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I don't know if this is a hot take, but Putrescent Knight is the best boss fight From has ever designed. Dodgeable and jumpable attacks are woven together with incredibly tight but exploitable openings for the player to hit, to the point that it feels like a dance once you get the rhythm of it.
"I would like to present to the shareholders The Graph That Never Lies..."
"Uh, but I'm the only one who can see it and understand it, so I'll just tell everyone what it's saying!"
"Uh, but I'm the only one who can see it and understand it, so I'll just tell everyone what it's saying!"
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"I would like to present to the shareholders The Graph That Never Lies..."
"Uh, but I'm the only one who can see it and understand it, so I'll just tell everyone what it's saying!"
"Uh, but I'm the only one who can see it and understand it, so I'll just tell everyone what it's saying!"
IT'S ANTI-ARACHNID DISCRIMINATION
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
IT'S ANTI-ARACHNID DISCRIMINATION
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
Every time there's a game with bad realistic graphics or an empty open world, I see my lyrics in the comments on trailers
Every time there's a game with bad realistic graphics or an empty open world, I see my lyrics in the comments on trailers
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
Every time there's a game with bad realistic graphics or an empty open world, I see my lyrics in the comments on trailers
Every time there's a game with bad realistic graphics or an empty open world, I see my lyrics in the comments on trailers
LAKSA, SAVE ME! SAVE ME, LAKSA!
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
LAKSA, SAVE ME! SAVE ME, LAKSA!
"AI is good actually" - Developer who's last game was about the irreversible horrors AI can inflict upon the human soul
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"AI is good actually" - Developer who's last game was about the irreversible horrors AI can inflict upon the human soul
Every convention is gonna have a billion keychains of this guy drawn as a little chibi anime boy by people who call him their harmless oopie doopie and I'm gonna buy every single one of them
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Every convention is gonna have a billion keychains of this guy drawn as a little chibi anime boy by people who call him their harmless oopie doopie and I'm gonna buy every single one of them
Coming to bluesky and finding out I'm the only person who likes this design
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Coming to bluesky and finding out I'm the only person who likes this design
Quote with a title screen that is iconic to you
I can hear the music just looking at this. I can't wait till TimeSplitters Rewind fully releases.
I can hear the music just looking at this. I can't wait till TimeSplitters Rewind fully releases.
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Quote with a title screen that is iconic to you
I can hear the music just looking at this. I can't wait till TimeSplitters Rewind fully releases.
I can hear the music just looking at this. I can't wait till TimeSplitters Rewind fully releases.
This dude convinced kid me that there was nothing cooler than a red leather jacket and a big sword. And you know what? Kid me was fucking right.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This dude convinced kid me that there was nothing cooler than a red leather jacket and a big sword. And you know what? Kid me was fucking right.
I tried watching some of that Metroid Prime 4 footage and GOD, I already can't stand this guy. I hope he leaves you alone after the tutorial area, but I'm not holding my breath.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I tried watching some of that Metroid Prime 4 footage and GOD, I already can't stand this guy. I hope he leaves you alone after the tutorial area, but I'm not holding my breath.
I just finished reading the autobiography of Malcolm X. Man...
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just finished reading the autobiography of Malcolm X. Man...
Using Charlie we can now measure the other Smiling Friends, telling us that Pim is 52 inches (4'4"), Glep is 22" (1'10"), and Allan is 98 inches (8'2")! Then doing the same with Allan to measure Mr. Boss gives us 108 inches, or a gargantuan 9 feet tall! (Also, his head is fucking 4 feet wide)
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Using Charlie we can now measure the other Smiling Friends, telling us that Pim is 52 inches (4'4"), Glep is 22" (1'10"), and Allan is 98 inches (8'2")! Then doing the same with Allan to measure Mr. Boss gives us 108 inches, or a gargantuan 9 feet tall! (Also, his head is fucking 4 feet wide)
I was wondering how tall the Smiling Friends are, and remembered that at the end of the episode with Shrimp, they say he's 4'6". Well, 4'6" in inches is 54 inches. If we divide Shrimp into 54 parts next to Charlie, Charlie measures up to roughly 84 inches, standing at about 7 feet tall. (1/2)
October 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I was wondering how tall the Smiling Friends are, and remembered that at the end of the episode with Shrimp, they say he's 4'6". Well, 4'6" in inches is 54 inches. If we divide Shrimp into 54 parts next to Charlie, Charlie measures up to roughly 84 inches, standing at about 7 feet tall. (1/2)
"I squinted to indicate I was thinking of mice."
October 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"I squinted to indicate I was thinking of mice."
I've been playing the original Dead Space, but I read that there can be some visual glitches with the PC port sometimes. I mean... they're certainly glitches that I can see.
October 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I've been playing the original Dead Space, but I read that there can be some visual glitches with the PC port sometimes. I mean... they're certainly glitches that I can see.
New shirt idea just dropped
October 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
New shirt idea just dropped
I made this last week as a representation of our D&D group, with @funnywes.online's character at the end, and it's still making me crack up
September 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I made this last week as a representation of our D&D group, with @funnywes.online's character at the end, and it's still making me crack up
DAVID, NO MORE UPGRADES
September 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
DAVID, NO MORE UPGRADES
No one could ever make me hate you
September 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
No one could ever make me hate you
Guys, my weird grandpa and his Egyptian boyfriend just handed me this, and now they're telling me we have to go to Egypt. What do I do?
September 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Guys, my weird grandpa and his Egyptian boyfriend just handed me this, and now they're telling me we have to go to Egypt. What do I do?
I heard Spiderman was there
September 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I heard Spiderman was there