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Alex Hirz
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All I need is a martini and NBC comedy Thursdays
March 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I can’t wait to click this. I wonder what it is…
March 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I love going to a book store and finding my section :)
February 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
In a new interview, former Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes said that she teaches a French class in prison. When asked if they enjoy learning French from an infamous fraud artist, her students enthusiastically replied, “Sí!”
February 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The phantom menace toy bootleggers got it right with “Dennis”
December 29, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I order fajitas at Mexican restaurants just for the attention
December 28, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Ok now I’ve heard EVERYTHING
December 27, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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Donkey Kong, the ape from the video game, has died
November 26, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I love when people put on a little show when they see a cop on the highway. “Ah yes, 55 mph. I always drive like this”
November 24, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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I always want to reply “in THIS economy??” but I can’t bc idk how the economy works and am worried someone will ask a follow up question
November 21, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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getting liz cheney on this app would be HUGE in convincing the american people to switch over
November 19, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Ok sure but can we get my man Dr. Phil a cabinet position already?? Starting to get worried he’s not going to get picked for anything :(
November 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Just lost custody of my kids. It’s official…I hate Monday’s
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
It’s so true
November 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
What’s your favorite subtitle in movies? Mine is “indistinct chattering”
November 18, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Bad Salad 50th Anniversary DVD Box Set
YouTube video by BAD SALAD
youtu.be
November 18, 2024 at 1:59 AM