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If we get rid of pennies, how is Walmart going to pay their employees?
February 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If we get rid of pennies, how is Walmart going to pay their employees?
Why does the White House Press Secretary's mouth look like a freshly destroyed butthole?
February 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Why does the White House Press Secretary's mouth look like a freshly destroyed butthole?
Jesus is King
...of the bigots.
...of the bigots.
February 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Jesus is King
...of the bigots.
...of the bigots.
What is with all the planes falling out of the sky lately?
February 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What is with all the planes falling out of the sky lately?
Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets.
Don't save things for a day that might never come.
Don't save things for a day that might never come.
February 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets.
Don't save things for a day that might never come.
Don't save things for a day that might never come.
Dear Christians,
The phrase "spare the rod spoil the child" is not from the Bible.
It's a line from an erotic poem called "Hudibras" written in the 1600s by Samuel Butler.
You're talking about hitting your child by quoting a line about sadomasochism.
The phrase "spare the rod spoil the child" is not from the Bible.
It's a line from an erotic poem called "Hudibras" written in the 1600s by Samuel Butler.
You're talking about hitting your child by quoting a line about sadomasochism.
January 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Dear Christians,
The phrase "spare the rod spoil the child" is not from the Bible.
It's a line from an erotic poem called "Hudibras" written in the 1600s by Samuel Butler.
You're talking about hitting your child by quoting a line about sadomasochism.
The phrase "spare the rod spoil the child" is not from the Bible.
It's a line from an erotic poem called "Hudibras" written in the 1600s by Samuel Butler.
You're talking about hitting your child by quoting a line about sadomasochism.
All these companies dropping my their DEI policies is just further proof that corporations would do all of the things the law forbids them to, given the opportunity.
January 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
All these companies dropping my their DEI policies is just further proof that corporations would do all of the things the law forbids them to, given the opportunity.
Dear people who put the individual candy wrappers back in the bag they came out of,
Why do you like eating out of a trash bag?
Who raised you?
Why do you like eating out of a trash bag?
Who raised you?
prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
ALT: prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Dear people who put the individual candy wrappers back in the bag they came out of,
Why do you like eating out of a trash bag?
Who raised you?
Why do you like eating out of a trash bag?
Who raised you?
In 2025, announcing you think Trans people are a mental disorder;
Is the same as announcing you are already so far behind the times that you might as well just climb up on a shelf in an antique store.
Is the same as announcing you are already so far behind the times that you might as well just climb up on a shelf in an antique store.
January 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In 2025, announcing you think Trans people are a mental disorder;
Is the same as announcing you are already so far behind the times that you might as well just climb up on a shelf in an antique store.
Is the same as announcing you are already so far behind the times that you might as well just climb up on a shelf in an antique store.
I predict 2025 will be filled with Trump voters entering the "find out" phase of life.
January 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I predict 2025 will be filled with Trump voters entering the "find out" phase of life.
Zionist barbarians continue their genocide of Palestinian people, while world leaders stand around with a thumb in their ass.
The Israeli military kept up its pressure on northern Gaza, striking in the Shejaia suburb of Gaza City and killing at least eight Palestinians, according to local emergency services reut.rs/3Pjqz2c
Israel strikes Gaza City suburb, Palestinian medics say
The Israeli military kept up the pressure on northern Gaza on Wednesday, striking in a suburb of Gaza City, medics said, and told residents in a central part of the enclave to evacuate from an area where militants were firing rockets.
reut.rs
January 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Zionist barbarians continue their genocide of Palestinian people, while world leaders stand around with a thumb in their ass.
Just saw a Cyber truck.
The guy driving it looked like meth head Andrew Tate.
The guy driving it looked like meth head Andrew Tate.
January 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just saw a Cyber truck.
The guy driving it looked like meth head Andrew Tate.
The guy driving it looked like meth head Andrew Tate.
Ever notice how every guy who calls the self an "alpha" is always chomping at the bit ready to be submissive to Trump and Elon and Andrew Tate??
January 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ever notice how every guy who calls the self an "alpha" is always chomping at the bit ready to be submissive to Trump and Elon and Andrew Tate??
"wokeness" is when conservatives realize the world has already passed them by and they're upset everything is still changing.
January 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"wokeness" is when conservatives realize the world has already passed them by and they're upset everything is still changing.
My kid is 500 trillion times cooler than I ever was.
December 31, 2024 at 1:29 AM
My kid is 500 trillion times cooler than I ever was.
CEO: Gets paid to make policies that directly lead to the deaths of ten of thousands of our fellow citizens.
Luigi: *kills one CEO*
The dumbest people human DNA can produce:
"There is never a reason to kill someone!"
Luigi: *kills one CEO*
The dumbest people human DNA can produce:
"There is never a reason to kill someone!"
December 29, 2024 at 8:03 PM
CEO: Gets paid to make policies that directly lead to the deaths of ten of thousands of our fellow citizens.
Luigi: *kills one CEO*
The dumbest people human DNA can produce:
"There is never a reason to kill someone!"
Luigi: *kills one CEO*
The dumbest people human DNA can produce:
"There is never a reason to kill someone!"
Airplane headsets for pilots can get interference from cell phones.
So instead of airplanes getting better equipment for their pilots, they tell everyone to turn off their phones.
Yet another example of Americans putting the burden on the wrong people.
So instead of airplanes getting better equipment for their pilots, they tell everyone to turn off their phones.
Yet another example of Americans putting the burden on the wrong people.
December 28, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Airplane headsets for pilots can get interference from cell phones.
So instead of airplanes getting better equipment for their pilots, they tell everyone to turn off their phones.
Yet another example of Americans putting the burden on the wrong people.
So instead of airplanes getting better equipment for their pilots, they tell everyone to turn off their phones.
Yet another example of Americans putting the burden on the wrong people.
The quarters of a million people had a single emergency that cost them everything.
apnews.com/article/home...
apnews.com/article/home...
US homelessness up 18% as affordable housing remains out of reach for many people
Federal officials say the United States saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness, a dramatic rise driven mostly by a lack of affordable housing as well as devastating natural disasters and a surge of mig...
apnews.com
December 28, 2024 at 3:06 AM
The quarters of a million people had a single emergency that cost them everything.
apnews.com/article/home...
apnews.com/article/home...
Republicans: We need Americans in tech.
Workers: I'll work in tech.
R: You need a degree.
W: Okay teach me.
R: First you have to go $100k into debt.
W: I can't afford that. Will you help me?
R: Absolutely not, helping is communism.
W: Then I can't.
R: Americans are unmotivated and lazy.
Workers: I'll work in tech.
R: You need a degree.
W: Okay teach me.
R: First you have to go $100k into debt.
W: I can't afford that. Will you help me?
R: Absolutely not, helping is communism.
W: Then I can't.
R: Americans are unmotivated and lazy.
a close up of a person wearing sunglasses with the words `` wait , what ? ''
ALT: a close up of a person wearing sunglasses with the words `` wait , what ? ''
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Republicans: We need Americans in tech.
Workers: I'll work in tech.
R: You need a degree.
W: Okay teach me.
R: First you have to go $100k into debt.
W: I can't afford that. Will you help me?
R: Absolutely not, helping is communism.
W: Then I can't.
R: Americans are unmotivated and lazy.
Workers: I'll work in tech.
R: You need a degree.
W: Okay teach me.
R: First you have to go $100k into debt.
W: I can't afford that. Will you help me?
R: Absolutely not, helping is communism.
W: Then I can't.
R: Americans are unmotivated and lazy.
Please just type it out.
I can read much faster than you can talk and waiting for you to get to the fucking point is infuriating.
I can read much faster than you can talk and waiting for you to get to the fucking point is infuriating.
December 27, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Please just type it out.
I can read much faster than you can talk and waiting for you to get to the fucking point is infuriating.
I can read much faster than you can talk and waiting for you to get to the fucking point is infuriating.
Israel continues to demonstrate they have neither morals, nor humanity.
Israeli forces raided the Kamal Adwan Hospital, one of three medical facilities on the northern edge of Gaza, ordering dozens of patients and hundreds of others to evacuate and leaving part of the site on fire, health ministry officials said reut.rs/4fA34wK
Israel raids north Gaza hospital, ministry says staff out of contact
Israeli forces on Friday raided the Kamal Adwan Hospital, one of three medical facilities on the northern edge of Gaza, ordering dozens of patients and hundreds of others to evacuate and leaving part of the site on fire, health ministry officials said.
reut.rs
December 27, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Israel continues to demonstrate they have neither morals, nor humanity.
One of the biggest reasons America doesn't have better, nicer, newer everything is mostly because racist white people are willing to give up anything, just to keep it away from Black Americans.
Then they complain they can't get out of poverty...
Then they complain they can't get out of poverty...
December 27, 2024 at 12:10 AM
One of the biggest reasons America doesn't have better, nicer, newer everything is mostly because racist white people are willing to give up anything, just to keep it away from Black Americans.
Then they complain they can't get out of poverty...
Then they complain they can't get out of poverty...