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Not a dog at all
@hismorganicmajesty.bsky.social
Absolutely not a dog piloting a biomechanical suit. He/him 29 🏳️‍🌈.
Pfp by Finbeard, who is fantastic.
"Oh how's your day off going?"

"Great! I made a black pepper infusion that I can make into a syrup, so that I can make better black pepper icecream!"
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is gonna be dumb and weird, but I really want a modern Subaru equivalent to the Honda Fit. Just The Littlest Guy™, but with all wheel drive for no reason and like... a 1-liter boxer engine. Hell, it can be a 1.25 liter boxer twin made on the 2.5 liter tooling.
December 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Huh.
December 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I was playing my resonator guitar for the first time in too long, marveling to myself about how freaking loud they can go.

Then the thing happened... I forgot about that...

Resonators are mean to picks, don't forget.
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I bought ram during the ram shortage because I'm an idiot. Will report how that goes.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I think, for my midlife crisis, I'm going to get really excited about conifers.

I just think they're neat.
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Point-and-click dog loot. Yes.
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Toilet=fixed.

The internet was not consulted.

The POWER coursing through my veins.
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A customer of Questionable Sobriety asked me where I was from, saying "you're not from around here"

I've lived here since I was six months old, so I just said "television"
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
At what point is it hail
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It's not quite snowing, not quite sleeting. They look like insecticide pellets my shop uses on fire ants.
December 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Corrupting the boot drive in my main Linux machine was not how I wanted to start the day.

Buuuuut I was putting off upgrading it because I didn't want to start from scratch... now I'm starting from scratch anyway, so a bigger one is on the way!
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This ornament from @hiddenstash.bsky.social is so cute! Also the sparkly stickers are excellent.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
IT CAME BACK!!!
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Toyota, I don't like the turd plate.
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I feel like it's a good night to get drunk and do some PC benchmarks.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Cheap pizza expensive beer let's GOOOO
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just 5 more hours.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A dude saw me lift his car to inspect it. He was flabbergasted, asking "wait, you have to lift it? Is that a new requirement?"

I told him "no, it's been this way since the 1950s".

Like... seriously man, that's the "inspection" part of the inspection. I have to pick it up and look underneath.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Every time I've purchased a fan from noctua, it's come in completely different packaging.

I like this one because it's got a little window where you can see the lad!
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think I've found a flaw in the duck physics
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Got my mini ITX computer to a reasonably finished state. After a year of buying parts when I could afford to, and trial-and-erroring parts that were "supposed" to fit, it's a finished product.

Switched on my inspection machine computer after all this time, and it no longer works! Great.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Dog treats version two worked better! They sound like they have a good crunch to them. Also some of them are teddy bears, I think.
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I was skeptical at first, but I do get it now.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Computer people- does a vapor-chamber have a MINIMUM amount of heat load that it would need for effective cooling? I know they like freeze and stuff at low ambient temps, but... I've gotten some odd data today.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM