Historical Nea
@historicalnea.bsky.social
Barrel Racer & Trail Rider, Mom, Teacher, Crocheter. The order changes.
So because I’m a petty bitch I went back to through a friends feed who posted in support of DT after the election. Said something about protecting our children (I’m sure you can see why). Welp, the post is gone. Nearly the entire month of Nov 2024 is gone. Curious.
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
So because I’m a petty bitch I went back to through a friends feed who posted in support of DT after the election. Said something about protecting our children (I’m sure you can see why). Welp, the post is gone. Nearly the entire month of Nov 2024 is gone. Curious.
Honestly, I’m about to be insufferable. Because I didn’t vote for someone in the files. Not a single time.
December 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Honestly, I’m about to be insufferable. Because I didn’t vote for someone in the files. Not a single time.
If I had Taylor Swift money, I would have one pair of knee high sparkling boots that can actually fit my calves. It would take TS money to get them made lol.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If I had Taylor Swift money, I would have one pair of knee high sparkling boots that can actually fit my calves. It would take TS money to get them made lol.
As a teacher, I can tell a lot about a kid by how their parents spelled their name, and their haircuts.
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
As a teacher, I can tell a lot about a kid by how their parents spelled their name, and their haircuts.
Sometimes when taking care of my infant in the middle of the night, I feel like a fairy godmother.
“I hereby grant you the gift of a fresh buttocks.
Bippity boppity boo
I get rid of your poo
Use it wisely child”
And just like any proper Disney princess, she does not, in fact, use it wisely.
“I hereby grant you the gift of a fresh buttocks.
Bippity boppity boo
I get rid of your poo
Use it wisely child”
And just like any proper Disney princess, she does not, in fact, use it wisely.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Sometimes when taking care of my infant in the middle of the night, I feel like a fairy godmother.
“I hereby grant you the gift of a fresh buttocks.
Bippity boppity boo
I get rid of your poo
Use it wisely child”
And just like any proper Disney princess, she does not, in fact, use it wisely.
“I hereby grant you the gift of a fresh buttocks.
Bippity boppity boo
I get rid of your poo
Use it wisely child”
And just like any proper Disney princess, she does not, in fact, use it wisely.
If every accusation is a projection, did little Donnie sleep his way to the top?
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If every accusation is a projection, did little Donnie sleep his way to the top?
What if JD is some sort of dark knight that in reality infiltrated the right to be in this exact position when all the dominoes fell?
I doubt it, but it’d make for good television.
I doubt it, but it’d make for good television.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What if JD is some sort of dark knight that in reality infiltrated the right to be in this exact position when all the dominoes fell?
I doubt it, but it’d make for good television.
I doubt it, but it’d make for good television.
DT said “but the emails…”
Poetic justice much?
Poetic justice much?
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
DT said “but the emails…”
Poetic justice much?
Poetic justice much?
Remember when dt said “drain the swamp” turns out he’s Atchafalaya.
I mean, we knew, but evidently some people didn’t.
I mean, we knew, but evidently some people didn’t.
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Remember when dt said “drain the swamp” turns out he’s Atchafalaya.
I mean, we knew, but evidently some people didn’t.
I mean, we knew, but evidently some people didn’t.
I swear I’ve cried more watching heartland than any sad sappy movie.
Warning, the show gets a little blurry in the end.
Warning, the show gets a little blurry in the end.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I swear I’ve cried more watching heartland than any sad sappy movie.
Warning, the show gets a little blurry in the end.
Warning, the show gets a little blurry in the end.
Heartland really got me wanting to move to Alberta, Canada. 😂🤦🏻♀️
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Heartland really got me wanting to move to Alberta, Canada. 😂🤦🏻♀️
My ex and his wife going viral and not in a good way on tik tok was definitely not on my bingo card this year. 👀
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My ex and his wife going viral and not in a good way on tik tok was definitely not on my bingo card this year. 👀
I love texting my circle and being like “want chisme?” Cause the answer is always “yes!”
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I love texting my circle and being like “want chisme?” Cause the answer is always “yes!”
My 4 year old comes in:
Kid: “Mama, I want to talk about my feelings.”
Me: “Okay buddy, let’s talk about your feelings”
Kid: …walks away
Yup…good talk
Kid: “Mama, I want to talk about my feelings.”
Me: “Okay buddy, let’s talk about your feelings”
Kid: …walks away
Yup…good talk
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My 4 year old comes in:
Kid: “Mama, I want to talk about my feelings.”
Me: “Okay buddy, let’s talk about your feelings”
Kid: …walks away
Yup…good talk
Kid: “Mama, I want to talk about my feelings.”
Me: “Okay buddy, let’s talk about your feelings”
Kid: …walks away
Yup…good talk
Went to one of the most conservative universities in the nation and came out a liberal.
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Went to one of the most conservative universities in the nation and came out a liberal.
Random thought of the day: how would society be different if we didn’t shame farts?
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Random thought of the day: how would society be different if we didn’t shame farts?
So my friends and I discussed each picking a scene from ever after and dressing like Danielle. But now they’re just for the vibes but I want to be Danielle like. Come on. Go full send.
October 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So my friends and I discussed each picking a scene from ever after and dressing like Danielle. But now they’re just for the vibes but I want to be Danielle like. Come on. Go full send.
It’s crazy how we’re born and have to learn how to human.
September 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It’s crazy how we’re born and have to learn how to human.
If you can’t pronounce acetaminophen, I’m not taking medical advice from you.
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you can’t pronounce acetaminophen, I’m not taking medical advice from you.
Since now I know it’s an option; I, too, would like pyrotechnics at my funeral.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Since now I know it’s an option; I, too, would like pyrotechnics at my funeral.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
They’re blaming Tylenol because they can’t pronounce acetaminophen.
And of course to blame women. It’s like a witch hunt in the year 2025.
And of course to blame women. It’s like a witch hunt in the year 2025.
September 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
They’re blaming Tylenol because they can’t pronounce acetaminophen.
And of course to blame women. It’s like a witch hunt in the year 2025.
And of course to blame women. It’s like a witch hunt in the year 2025.
I need a reporter to ask Trump his thoughts on the war in Ba Sing Se.
September 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I need a reporter to ask Trump his thoughts on the war in Ba Sing Se.
Chris Pine is so handsome it’s kind of nauseating.
September 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Chris Pine is so handsome it’s kind of nauseating.
The “fuck your feelings” party is still really in their feelings.
September 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The “fuck your feelings” party is still really in their feelings.
The witches said shit was about to get weird. I don’t think we listened.
September 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The witches said shit was about to get weird. I don’t think we listened.