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HistoryWornDesign
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🛍️ Shop now: historyworn.xyz | Christmas deadline: Dec 10

👉 100% of proceeds go to charity—see pinned post for the current cause.

📍PHX | Illustrations: linearity.io | Mockups: placeit.net
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If everything feels like shit lately, this card says you're in good company.

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Red T-shirt featuring a cartoon graphic of a hand holding a bingo card. The card has a 5x5 grid with the word “SHIT” in nearly every square, except the center, which reads “FREE.” The top of the card says “BINGO” in bold red letters.
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Christmas Order Deadline: Dec 10!

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A pink T shirt hangs by a Christmas tree with a bold comic style slogan that says I have a concept of a plan. Text overlays show the shop URL and a Dec 10 Christmas deadline.
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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#shit
Two graphic tees feature retro game show art. One shows a host spinning a wheel labeled with a crude repeated word. The other shows a bingo card filled with the same word. Both have bold colors, cartoon styling, and a History Worn Design label.
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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There is no off position on the genius switch. #genius

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Black T-shirt with the phrase “GENIUS SWITCH” above a graphic of a light switch labeled ON in both positions. A small circular History Worn Design logo appears near the bottom along with the text historyworn.xyz.
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Build that wall! Protect the borders!

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All profits go to charity! Deadline by Dec 10 for Christmas.
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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#bullshit

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tshirt displaying an analog meter with "bullshit" at 100
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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So a regressive consumption tax? sounds about right.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Feeling confident?

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Dark blue t-shirt with a white graphic of a light switch labeled “GENIUS SWITCH.” The switch has the word “ON” written above and below it, indicating it is always on.
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Border security.

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Protect the borders t shirt with a drawing of a border collie
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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PROTECT THE BORDERS!

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Black t-shirt on a hanger with bold white text that reads “PROTECT THE BORDERS” above a stylized illustration of a Border Collie’s face.
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Hall of Presidents.

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A blue T-shirt displays a grid of illustrated historical figures in formal clothing, arranged in rows. The figures vary in hair, skin tone, and facial features. At the bottom is a small logo reading History Worn Design and the website historyworn.xyz on a white label.
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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No brain cells. Just vibes.

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A yellow T-shirt hangs on a black hanger beside a decorated Christmas tree. The shirt features a purple and green graphic of a smiling chimp wearing sunglasses with text that reads No brain cells. Just vibes. Warm holiday lights and ornaments fill the background.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Scheiße
T shirt with Macintosh shit alert
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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My favorite excuse ever.

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I have a concept of a plan shirt
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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www.britannica.com/science/Dunn...

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A red T-shirt featuring a simple confidence versus knowledge graph. An arrow labeled “You are here” points to the early confidence peak. The design appears inside a white box, with “Confidence” and “Knowledge” on the axes and a History Worn Design logo and URL at the bottom.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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#facepalm

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November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Insert dumpster fire emoji here.

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Three graphic T-shirts are displayed on a gold background. Each shirt features a different dumpster fire illustration including a blueprint style design, a bold black and white woodcut style design, and a colorful pixel art design. A small History Worn Design logo and the URL historyworn.xyz appear at the bottom.
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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It's the wood that makes it good.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Inspired by a conversation with a colleague. #ai

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I used the emdash before AI to shirt
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Feels these days.
bingo shirt where all options are "shit"
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I used the emdash before AI.

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T shirt that says "I used the emdash before AI"
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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#shit 2025, 4547, 8647, 1600

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Three graphic T shirts show humorous profanity designs: a bingo card filled with the word “shit,” a gauge labeled “bullshit” near maximum, and a retro style man hosting a wheel mostly labeled “shit.” Bright colors and cartoon art emphasize satire.
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM