Chris Tannhauser
@hivegod.bsky.social
finger firmly on the pulse of the void
author of SCREAMS LIKE MEAT 🤖🍖
author of SCREAMS LIKE MEAT 🤖🍖
“When a toaster oven and a hair dryer love each other very much…”
December 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“When a toaster oven and a hair dryer love each other very much…”
“Those who can, do; those who can’t, AI.”
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“Those who can, do; those who can’t, AI.”
“Welp. This story—and the final image in particular—has lodged itself in my brain like a festering mold spore in the center of a once-delicious muffin.”
— Mark Wilson
— Mark Wilson
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“Welp. This story—and the final image in particular—has lodged itself in my brain like a festering mold spore in the center of a once-delicious muffin.”
— Mark Wilson
— Mark Wilson
lookit th’ pritty lites
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
lookit th’ pritty lites
Everything is fake until proven otherwise.
December 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Everything is fake until proven otherwise.
from my cold, dead hands
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
from my cold, dead hands
foresight + empathy = hell
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
foresight + empathy = hell
Pretty sure she’s looking for the magic wishing pebble to make her human again.
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Pretty sure she’s looking for the magic wishing pebble to make her human again.
“Mom! Gramma wants me to find her a host again!”
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Mom! Gramma wants me to find her a host again!”
Oh, heck yeah—me too!
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Oh, heck yeah—me too!
*licks lips in cannibal*
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
*licks lips in cannibal*