hizzy19
hizzy19.bsky.social
hizzy19
@hizzy19.bsky.social
And possibly the last.
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I think the bigger takeaway is that with a budget like that he’s clearly intending to try taking over the western hemisphere. No need for healthcare and housing if they feed all the poor people to machine guns.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
How can that be a real tweet? Wtf is going on?
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I was listening to this in the car and thought I was going to have to pull over. Two of the funniest men alive.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I played this one through at least 10 times back in the day.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The full photo shows that this is mostly a shadow of the man next to him making it look like the worst spray tan ever sprayed. That said, that glistening ear is a nightmare in and of itself.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
We’re so close to him demanding single payer.
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Brutal.
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Susan’s voice is so good it almost physically hurts to listen to. Never heard her cover this one. Amazing.
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I can’t believe this is real.
October 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
On its face this is just child neglect and/or abuse…
October 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It’s fun to poke fun at him in the replies here... But make no mistake, this cretin has slithered his way into a great deal of power, and if given free reign to wield it the first thing he would do is put us in camps…
October 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Foo Debaters
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
For me it’s the sound of chewing crunchy things. I can’t handle it. I have to leave the room.
September 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM