Why does the phone screen turn on automatically when you unplug it, its as if it's all lile "Uh hello? bitch, I was using that?"

Spinach is awesome it's so nutrient dense and you can dump a whole bag of it in a pan and there's always still space afterwards for all the other fried vegetables, the oxalic acid/kidney stones thing isn't cool though, I expected BETTER from you spinach

IT WAS GOING SO WELL WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

He has never recieved a letter from the TV licensing blokes

albion!!!!!

Epic Manchester City fail, ALBIOOONNNNN

Oops what happened over there, guys