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House of Hjönk
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The Banana Does Not Stick.
I’ve only just now heard of it, but I’m not keen on the look of it… the AI generated image on the page doesn’t look too hopeful.
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I mean, if you want to, I totally think you should?

But I'm also speaking with a bias, because WAM fetish works fascinate me. When done right (like the fantastic pics you just posted) it's a kink turned art form, and a gorgeous one at that. Plus, you *do* look amazing in those pics 😅
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I love how honestly sweet your work can be. This is so adorable, and so lovely already!
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm predicting they'll do the same thing a ton of seniors do in Maine.
"Oh, I own property here, and I spend most of the year here, but really I'm a resident of Florida because I spend a couple months of winter there each year... also I don't have to pay taxes that way."
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
A very Merry Christmas to you and to the bestest doggo, and I do hope you all have a wonderful day! 💖
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I could never see him in a movie without going "Oh my god it's Bodysuit from The American Astronaut!" (I watched that movie WAY too many times in college)

But that said, I always loved how he made a great presence in anything he was in. Saddened to hear about this... RIP.
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh. My… I think I’m in love…
belle from beauty and the beast is smiling while standing in front of a wooden door .
ALT: belle from beauty and the beast is smiling while standing in front of a wooden door .
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December 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nope, I think that’s totally valid. Plus, both sides are so cool, who would want to take either out of the equation?! Shows a total lack of priorities!
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh, interesting to hear! I feel like most of the folks who go through Szulkin’s tetralogy turn to “Golem” as the worst (some I’ve read actually abandon the set after that one… which is always dismaying to hear!) so it’s interesting to hear that you found this one the weaker of the bunch!
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
OMG that’s so cute!

I love clowns so much… one day when I can afford it, I’d love to see your take on one of my clown ladies!
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Which one now? I’ve been really interested following your movie choices!
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I adore the is movie. I saw it on an awards subtitled bootleg years and years ago, and was so glad to see it (alongside Szulkin’s other apocalypse movies) get a proper US release. So glad to see it still making the rounds!
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Might I say...
a cartoon girl with her hands on her face is surrounded by hearts .
ALT: a cartoon girl with her hands on her face is surrounded by hearts .
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November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
…well, it’s weird, but I’m into weird! Excellent work on this gloriously weird idea!
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Now I’m imagining that Yugi is Eddie Murphy in the Golden Child. In fact, Kaiba is Eddie Murphy from Vampire in Brooklyn… okay who else can we cast him as? American YuGiOh reboot but it’s all Eddie Murphy!
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Yes, but do it anyway! Embrace the cringe!
elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words `` embrace the cringe '' .
ALT: elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words `` embrace the cringe '' .
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November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Yes! Thank you… I swear this is one of those things that always gets me. Consistency is such a big deal that it can be an artistic deal breaker. I don’t usually hear people talk about it, so thank you for posting this!
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Short answer: There is no limit.
EMBRACE THE CRINGE! 😈
elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words `` embrace the cringe '' .
ALT: elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words `` embrace the cringe '' .
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November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
YES! Let's GO!
a close up of a man 's face with the word woo written below him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the word woo written below him
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November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This look amazing, and it's not even finished!

Absolutely need more digestion work from you, if it's half as good as the early pics here! Just wonderful! 💖
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just breathing a sigh of relief that it’s not titled ORPHANZ…
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I worry that Warner is creating a model with their current bullshit. Just dumping everything and writing it off, refusing to make it available and punishing people for wanting to see it. It genuinely infuriates me.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I feel like that says something. We had this period where so much became available through both streaming and torrenting (and other sources) that the idea of something being hard to find became more of an exception.

And now media is disappearing again, and I wonder if anything is being archived.
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM