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what if i go in frilly pink
a social media post with a popular meme image of a tall pink-and-purple house next to an all-black house. above the image, “sullen girl” (@divermylove) writes “the sexual tension between these two beach houses?? lmao”
October 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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AI this, AI that. here’s the only Al you need:
photo of Albert from Quantum Leap, holding a cigar and wearing a shiny tie.
October 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Cover art for the anime adaptation of the seminal yaoi series Gravitation. A broodingly handsome man puts his arm around a wide-eyed, pink-haired musician.
September 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Political cartoon by Mr. Fish: donkeys in suits are terrified by a spine in the corner. “Sweet Jesus! What is it?!”
September 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Meme: James Franco from Buster Scruggs, smiling, noose around his neck, talking to a fellow condemned man. Bottom text: “Sixth time?” (Actual line from the movie: “first time?”)
September 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Everyone knows attorneys do all the real investigating
Screenshot from a Phoenix Wright video game. An angry old lady that the player is talking to is on the top of the screen. Below are some buttons labeled “Court Record”, “Examine”, “Move”, “Talk”, and “Present”
September 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Meme: drawing of Rebecca Sugar grimacing with fiery intensity and saying “MAKE IT GAYER.” Nervous subordinates salute.
September 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Orange Chance card from Monopoly: Drawing of Mr. Monopoly, looking surprised and dismayed., with empty, turned-out pockets. “Chance / Pay poor tax of $15”
August 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Meme: up-close photo of a moth, looking into a window, its eyes bright with reflected light. It somehow looks forlorn. “y’all got any fuckin lamps?l
August 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Screenshot of fake author Garth Marenghi saying “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards”
August 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Screenshot from Star Trek: First Contact with Captain Picard and Lily Sloane overlaid with text: “The Economics of the future are somewhat different. The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better our socks.”
August 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The Joker, in his first comic appearance, has a toothy smile and sunken eyes. Caption: “A MAN SMILES A SMILE WITHOUT MIRTH... RATHER A SMILE OF DEATH! THE AWESOME. GHASTLY GRIN OF.. THE JOKER!!” Dialogue: “IF THE POLICE EXPECT TO PLAY AGAINST THE JOKER, THEY HAD BEST BE PREPARED TO BE DEALT FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE DECK!”
August 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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A photo of everything hummus with a label that reads “EVERYTHING HAMAS”
July 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The fairy queen dancing around while the babies cry on the floor 😭
Meme pic of a mother and young kid smiling and holding hands in a pool, apparently ignoring a drowning kid in the foreground
June 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Still of Milo Oblong from the animated show The Oblongs. He is a melancholy round-faced white kid with a twitchy eye and a shirt that says “NO.”
June 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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The noble yet unappreciated Wii U gamepad was more ergonomic
Photo of the back side of the Wii U gamepad, with curves to make it easier to grip
June 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Always-Sunny-style title screen with the text “The Gang Become Reavers”
June 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Happy pride to the true queen of middle earth 💅

> 3262-3310 Sauron seduces the King
Tolkien art print by Alan Lee. An ominous black wall looms in a stone city under a hazy sky. The wall dwarfs figures who are being led up steps in chains. Below the art is text, including a Tolkien excerpt: “The Temple of Sauron / But Sauron caused to be built upon the hill in the midst of the city of the Númenóreans, Armenelos the Golden, a mighty temple; and it was in the form of a circle at the base, and there the walls were fifty feet in thickness, and the width of the base was five hundred feet across the centre, and the walls rose from the ground five hundred feet, and they were crowned with a mighty dome. / 3262 - Sauron is taken as prisoner to Númenor; 3262-3310 Sauron seduces the King and corrupts the Númenóreans.”
June 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Black and white GIF of two muscular men sharing a steamy kiss
June 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Still from Roger Rabbit: the murderously carbrained Judge Doom smiles like a jackal beneath anime glasses. He says: “traffic jams will be a thing of the past.”
June 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Really, graphics peaked with 90s LucasArts games
GIF from Sam and Max: Hit the Road. Max, a manic rabbity thing, holds the twitching, dripping mechanical head of a defeated evil android. It’s a dramatic back-lit hero shot, in a game with bold, cartoony, 2D graphics. Max says: “He’s not a real guy, Sam! Can I keep his head for a souvenir? Why do you suppose it’s ticking?”
May 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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all hail the one true Scott Adams
Black-and-white advertisement for "Adventure by Scott Adams". A nerdy Adams sits with hands clasped, in a light-colored suit and glasses, with a scruffy beard. His picture is surrounded by pictures of covers for text-based adventure games: Adventureland, Mission Impossible, Voodoo Castle, Mystery Fun House, Pyramid of Doom, Ghost Town, Savage Island (parts one and two), Golden Voyage, The Count, Strange Odyssey, and Pirate Adventure.
May 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Thought this was about the other Rob Williams for a second
Signed photo of a dreamy Robin Williams from the Birdcage with backwards baseball cap, unbuttoned shirt, necklaces, mustache, and pelt of chest hair
May 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Still from the anime Detective Conan / Case Closed: two cops and an inspector surround a bloody corpse with a knife sticking out. Inspector: “You get the cause of death?” Second still from Case Closed. Cop: “We’re pretty sure it’s the knife in his back, sir.”
May 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM