Hollin Kretzmann
@hkretzmann.bsky.social
Environmental lawyer (the good kind). Portage, Wisconsin Amtrak Station super-fan. Emotionally over-invested in Bucks basketball.
Maybe start Ajax at the 3? If we're going to be bad let's at least be wacky and bad.
January 19, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Maybe start Ajax at the 3? If we're going to be bad let's at least be wacky and bad.
Wonder what he'd say about a union mostly Black workers asking for fair pay...
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Wonder what he'd say about a union mostly Black workers asking for fair pay...
Has someone tried showing him a globe?
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Has someone tried showing him a globe?
Not saying "egg-regious" was a huge miss.
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Not saying "egg-regious" was a huge miss.
Why do I need a reminder of what size a bagel portion is? Aren't they all pretty much puck-sized?
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Why do I need a reminder of what size a bagel portion is? Aren't they all pretty much puck-sized?
Reposted by Hollin Kretzmann
Orcas, are you hearing this shit?
December 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Orcas, are you hearing this shit?
Tickets are $0, which still seems way too high.
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Tickets are $0, which still seems way too high.
Time to lean in to the Double-Gary lineup.
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Time to lean in to the Double-Gary lineup.
What if we lost to the Wizards with Giannis and then for some reason beat Detroit without him. 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
What if we lost to the Wizards with Giannis and then for some reason beat Detroit without him. 🤣